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October 20th, 2011, 12:41 PM	#131
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,895 Times in 69,067 Posts	My neighbourhood is so rough that........... The Samaritans office also doubles as a funeral home . __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 20th, 2011, 12:50 PM	#132
wuadey Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 786 Thanks: 3,728 Thanked 8,690 Times in 788 Posts	My neighbourhood is so rough....because it's completely covered in Artex texturing People don't walk dogs...they walk Hyenas! Last edited by wuadey; October 20th, 2011 at 12:57 PM..

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October 20th, 2011, 03:47 PM	#133
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,959 Times in 10,563 Posts	My neighbourhood is so rough.... ... that if you collapse from a heart attack or stroke, the ambulance crew turn up promptly so they get first dibs on your wallet, watch, and gold teeth. __________________

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October 20th, 2011, 04:05 PM	#134
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,895 Times in 69,067 Posts	My neighbourhood is so rough that........... During the war the Nazi`s were too scared to bomb it . __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 20th, 2011, 04:06 PM	#135
TCO95 Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: This member is not allowed in your country. Posts: 5,176 Thanks: 47,615 Thanked 64,810 Times in 5,130 Posts	Dale Farm Travelers were given two options 1.clean up their campground 2.be relocated to here. They cleaned up the campground.

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October 20th, 2011, 04:31 PM	#136
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,895 Times in 69,067 Posts	My neighbourhood is so rough that........... The ice cream vans jingle is the death march . __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 20th, 2011, 04:34 PM	#137
wuadey Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 786 Thanks: 3,728 Thanked 8,690 Times in 788 Posts	They don't put fluoride in the water...they put cyanide

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October 20th, 2011, 07:24 PM	#138
mellowyellow Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,472 Thanks: 16,591 Thanked 37,604 Times in 1,888 Posts	My neighbourhood is so rough that... ...it even has changed the way how people come knocking at your door, collecting money for the Red Cross. . __________________

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October 20th, 2011, 07:38 PM	#139
TCO95 Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: This member is not allowed in your country. Posts: 5,176 Thanks: 47,615 Thanked 64,810 Times in 5,130 Posts	Even the Three Laws of Thermodynamics get broken 'round here.

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October 20th, 2011, 07:45 PM	#140
wuadey Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 786 Thanks: 3,728 Thanked 8,690 Times in 788 Posts	we don't use phones to contact friends...we use this

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