Have you ever cum in your pants?

[billybunter]

I honestly can't remember. But like Fleets I know a guy who shat his pants once, it was me Thankgod I was at home

[Lurcio]

Originally Posted by ikeswanson

I shot off in my pants once at a strip club. I was getting a lap dance and I believe the girl really liked me. That or she just wanted to have fun with me. Anyway, as she was flopping about on my lap, naked as a jay bird, she stood up and turned away from me. The next thing I know, she bends over and grabs my cock (through my pants) from between her legs and starts jerking me off. After she did that for awhile, she rubbed her ass up and down all over my cock until I came. I was moaning and grabbed her hips as I squirted off in my pants.

That was one very sweet stripper.

I had a similiar experience - although I didn't blow my load.

I was in a strip club in Prague back in the 90's and had been completely transfixed by the goddess on stage when she walked straight up to me at the end of her act and asks if I'd like a private dance. Before I had chance to say a word my mate I was with just gave her the money.

She was dressed in a figure hugging full length dress and I just stared at her perfect arse as she led me to a curtained area, with one fluid movement she slipped out of her dress and stood there naked before me. I was admiring her perfect body she asked if she could touch me - as if I'd say no! She then shocked me by saying,

"Would you like to touch me?"

I couldn't believe this and had to get her to repeat it before I could believe it was true. Naturally I said yes and placed my hand straight on her pussy and started to rub her clit - she was absolutely soaking wet! The only thing she said was that I couldn't put my fingers inside her.

She moved my hand and started to give me the most erotic dance you can imagine, writhing on my lap and grinding my bursting erection with her pussy, pushing her nipples into my mouth before finally bending over and getting me to lick her gorgeous pussy.

When the music finished she slipped back into her dress with an equally practised movement and was gone, leaving me with an erection so hard I couldn't stand up. I have never wanted to cum so badly in my whole life, the fact that I didn't was probably down to the amount of beer I'd drunk.

When I got up the next morning and examined my clothes from the night before, the fleece top I'd been wearing was covered in her pussy juice where she'd rubbed herseld all over me - a very suitable souvenier!

[Goofball Jones]

Reminds me of a song on Saturday Night Live a few years ago. Look up on Youtube "Jizzed in my Pants" by The Lonely Island and see what I mean.

[kiltnsword]

Never cum in my own pants but have done in one of my mums friends back in my late teen years.She asked me to look after her house while she was away on holiday.Like all yung boys curiosity got the better of me and i just had to have a look in her panty drawer.She had all sorts of delights in there.Being the 80s the lingerie was far sexier than the kak that passes for sexy now.Skimpy lace and sheer see thru panties,silk and satin french knickers and g-strings.all of which had an aroma that got my cock so hard and hot the inevitable wank had to happen.I blasted a load into her knickers and closed the drawer.Same thing happened when i had a peek in her wardrobe at her skirts and dresses and her drawer full of stockings and pantyhose..When she came back from her holisay she asked me to come round and see her.The stained evidence was there to be seen.She didnt tell my mum but teased the hell out of me knowing full well that every time i went round there or she came to see my mum she always got my cock hard.She was great tho.After that she always slipped me a pair of her panties before she left mums or i left her house.Happy memories.

[Sunny-Boy]

Yes - several times and always whilst watching porn in a theater. Amsterdam, London and Birmingham (UK) all long before the advent of video. I anticipated it and prepared myself by stuffing paper towel in my underpants.....hard to read and write this now but it was the 60's. Another poster mentioned premature ejaculation and again I prepared myself for that if sex was likely that night by having a tug before I went out. Recovery times being much shorter when younger., it always worked out. It wasn't that I really suffered a gret deal from PE but that I wanted to go longer and give my partner an orgasm if possible. Not always ideal locations - back of a Ford Escort or Cortina, open fields, standing up in doorways. Didn't have my own place till I was 22 so I took what I could get and where I could get it.

[sweatyhat]

Originally Posted by cuzzyman927

Its amazing, and what a coincidence that you should mention someone having shitting themselves while drunk! That happened with a girl that a friend and I were with one evening some many years ago.

Your mate must have got shite on his nadsack.
Is that incident a secret or did it cause much local hilarity?

And to stay on topic, I've never cum in my pants or been close.
And I know people who shat themselves while drunk.

[hudley]

Last summer while visiting my parents I went to a particularly sleezy strip club. Met a girl who was both the bartender and stripper. Had a dance from her and several others to get warmed up. This is the kind of place where most girls let you get your fingers wet, will mouth your cock through your pants, etc. I finall went back to the head girl and told her I wanted a few dances of just grinding on me. I had dressed for the occassion in thin warmup pants that were two layers of nylon with small holes in the fabric, and no underwear. She gave me the hottest dance that resulted in me cumming. When she slid off me, I could see that some of my cum had made it through the holes and her pussy and inner thighs were stained with my jizz.

[jewelman]

I have to admit to cumming in my pants on four different occasions. When I was 17 and on holiday in Spain I met a very sexy lady from the Czech Republic in a night club. She was very curvaceous and dancing sexily beside me in a tight outfit. She led me from the dance floor to the back of the club where we kissed slowly for a long time and she continually rubbed my erect cock and after a while of this I exploded in my pants. I also came in my pants when I received lapdances from the great Linsey Dawn Mckenzie on 2 separate nights which i have mentioned before on another thread. I was and still am a huge fan of hers and being face to face with her grinding on my cock and sticking her glorious breasts in my face was too much for me both times. Finally a girl I worked with made me come in my pants on a date in a restaurant as she caressed my privates with her shoes under the table as she sucked slowly on a strawberry and promised me this was finally my lucky night.

[mrgr8shag]

My answer is no...but I would rather cum in my pants than go in my pants for sure.

[BlkNYLONS]

This is so funny to look back on but yes. I was a VERY young teen and went to a movie with the very leggy next door neighbor gal that was older than I was. Back then girls wore slick nylon stockings and garters when ever they went anywhere. My fetish for nylons was so intense. She let me rub her nylons during the pic and my hands got up to her stocking welts and garter tabs. My hands were sliding from her nylon knees to the stocking tops over and over...I lost it and came in my pants. I was never so embarrassed as she knew it. She leaned over giggling, whispered in my ear, "Oh my god did just rubbing my nylons do that?"