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May 22nd, 2018, 09:07 AM | #2851 |
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SpEffects was once a suspect in a double homicide - he was cleared when the police gave him an IQ test.
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May 22nd, 2018, 05:22 PM | #2852 |
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Estreeter spent half his life in the can. That's where he learned to be a mod
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May 22nd, 2018, 06:58 PM | #2853 |
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Palo5 is Baba Vanga's husband
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May 22nd, 2018, 07:16 PM | #2854 |
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Growing up in the tough streets of Harlem, Sam Spade, learned a trick or two.
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May 22nd, 2018, 09:59 PM | #2855 |
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GlenQuagmire thinks three tits is company, two is crowd
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May 22nd, 2018, 10:17 PM | #2856 |
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buttsie got his nickname many years ago. He used to go to bars and sit at a table near the women's rest room. buttsie would rate the women's bums(butts) as they walked by. A woman with a flat bum would get a number on the lower part of the scale, however, a woman with a full, curvaceous, swaying bum would get a number on the higher part of the scale. Yep that's buttsie connoisseur of bums!
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May 23rd, 2018, 09:34 AM | #2857 |
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Can anybody enter page 287?
Yesterday, the 77 year old Wendigo got pulled over for riding his wife on the LA freeway |
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May 23rd, 2018, 11:05 AM | #2858 |
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palo5 gives his dog Viagra That I know, why he does I don't wanna know.
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May 23rd, 2018, 11:23 AM | #2859 |
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Estreeter spent years training to be a monk until he learned about sex.
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May 23rd, 2018, 01:31 PM | #2860 |
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