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April 29th, 2018, 10:29 AM
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My six year old step-daughter wanted to know what the phrase "cock-up" meant.......I said I'll show you instead.
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April 29th, 2018, 10:34 AM
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They're charging 5p a bag now.......makes grab-a-granny night too expensive
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April 29th, 2018, 11:04 AM
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April 29th, 2018, 11:57 AM
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Last set of dead baby jokes What's the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? I've never kicked a soccer ball over 50 yards -------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do babies and baseballs have in common? The neighbor gets angry when you throw them through their window -------------------------------------------------------------------------- What goes plop,plop,fizz,fizz? Twins in an acid bath -------------------------------------------------------------------------- What's the difference between a dead baby and a peanut butter cup? The dead baby won't stick to the roof of your mouth -------------------------------------------------------------------------- What is more gross than ten babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees ------------------------------------------------------------------------- How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on how good you are stacking them ------------------------------------------------------------------------- How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Couldn't tell you. I have 50 in my basement, and the light is still out ------------------------------------------------------------------------ What do babies and an Etch A Sketch have in common? If you don't like how it looks, you can shake it until it goes away ------------------------------------------------------------------------- What is the difference bwtween a deer and a baby? I don't have a deer head mounted above my mantle  -------------------------------------------------------------------------- What screams as it goes round and round? A baby on a spit roast ------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do a dead baby's head and a bottle cap have in common? They come off easier if you twist them ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cuz it was stapled to the chicken ------------------------------------------------------------------------- What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of sand? You can't move a pile of sand with a pitchfork -------------------------------------------------------------------------- What is the difference between a dead baby and a granola bar? About 500 calories |
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April 29th, 2018, 03:46 PM
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April 30th, 2018, 02:56 PM
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April 30th, 2018, 03:27 PM
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Either cobwebs or spoon scars . Why did the semen cross the road ? , Because it was my first wank in two weeks and could see a school playground. What`s black and has 27 tits ? , Bin bag from the cancer ward. 
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Actually she's fully booked.......very popular in Rotherham
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