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October 24th, 2016, 10:54 PM	#2031
BigDog44 Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 93 Thanks: 17,133 Thanked 1,356 Times in 93 Posts	I don't have a small dick, you've got a big pussy.... She hurt my feeling by saying.... I know you fat fuck your lying on me! __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. God created woman, man created porn... art... porn I get confused still a great combination

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October 25th, 2016, 01:00 PM	#2032
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,742 Times in 60,308 Posts	2067 We don't talk enough after sex, so how about we do from now was thinking we could discuss sex and serial killers __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 25th, 2016, 01:36 PM	#2033
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,513 Times in 69,067 Posts	Look who cares if she did anal... A man`s dessert is his own private kingdom ! 2068 ~ Too right I`m not happy. At the restaurant you said you didn't want dessert but still stuck a finger in my chocolate mousse. Actually to hell with it. We`re through .. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 25th, 2016, 01:46 PM	#2034
moreteavicar Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 1,284 Thanks: 32,539 Thanked 19,133 Times in 1,256 Posts	2069 - you're meant to be sucking it...not using it as a toothpick!!! __________________ 5 out of 4 people don't understand fractions.

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October 25th, 2016, 01:47 PM	#2035
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,742 Times in 60,308 Posts	2069 So My dicks to small Hey , look on the bright side, your ass is too fat, means I won't get my small dick in your asshole, if that's your fetish, Ma'am __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 25th, 2016, 01:52 PM	#2036
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,368 Times in 36,682 Posts	2071: Sorry, but all sexual requests must be submitted in writing and notarized by a certified Notary Public! __________________

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October 26th, 2016, 04:54 AM	#2037
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,368 Times in 36,682 Posts	2072: You have that same cute little birthmark near your pussy that your sister and your mother both have .... Oops! __________________

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October 26th, 2016, 12:59 PM	#2038
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,742 Times in 60,308 Posts	2073 Sorry, were you talking to me I thought you were the blow up doll I overinflated yesterday __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 27th, 2016, 12:48 AM	#2039
andw Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,867 Thanks: 1,042,853 Thanked 52,316 Times in 3,824 Posts	2074: What? No potato?

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October 27th, 2016, 05:59 PM	#2040
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,760 Times in 7,170 Posts	2075 Show me the way to the next whisky bar....Don't ask me why (thanks Jim)

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