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**photoflex** · May 2nd, 2019, 06:23 PM

Da Vinci day.
Our true hero

**Sir Honkers** · May 2nd, 2019, 11:17 PM

A linguistics professor was lecturing his class one day.
"In English", he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language where a double positive can form a negative."
A loud voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right

**mrfixit** · May 3rd, 2019, 04:01 AM

**photoflex** · May 3rd, 2019, 06:16 AM

Cher should form a double act with one of her impersonators and they should call themselves Cher and Cher Alike.

**loveblack** · May 3rd, 2019, 08:45 AM

**seldomseen** · May 3rd, 2019, 12:23 PM

I just wrote a book on reverse psychology.

Do *not* read it!

**fatrat1** · May 3rd, 2019, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seldomseen

I just wrote a book on reverse psychology.

Do *not* read it!

My book was on Sex after Marriage, you will find it in the fiction section of the local library.

MaxJoker · May 3rd, 2019, 04:46 PM

Regretted blowing that Nissan plant up ,

Was raining Datsun cogs for ages.

MaxJoker · May 3rd, 2019, 06:23 PM

Consider myself blessed to have three daughters ,

Seven , Nine and Eleven

Unusual names though grant you.

**Mal Hombre** · May 3rd, 2019, 08:15 PM

My Thai Girlfriend said She didn't like Dick Pics but She sent Me one anyway...

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May 3rd, 2019, 06:16 AM	#14564
photoflex Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Location: Location Posts: 3,583 Thanks: 37,925 Thanked 127,779 Times in 3,570 Posts	Cher should form a double act with one of her impersonators and they should call themselves Cher and Cher Alike. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I love your thanks, but please thank the original posters first.

May 3rd, 2019, 12:23 PM	#14566
seldomseen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 38,203 Thanks: 127,400 Thanked 711,984 Times in 38,112 Posts	I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it! __________________ -------------------------------------------------------------- Some hae meat, and canna eat.

May 3rd, 2019, 04:46 PM	#14568
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May 2nd, 2019, 11:17 PM	#14562
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,348 Thanks: 286,874 Thanked 386,210 Times in 30,301 Posts	A linguistics professor was lecturing his class one day. "In English", he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language where a double positive can form a negative." A loud voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right

May 3rd, 2019, 08:45 AM	#14565
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May 3rd, 2019, 06:23 PM	#14569
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,564 Times in 69,067 Posts	Consider myself blessed to have three daughters , Seven , Nine and Eleven Unusual names though grant you. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 3rd, 2019, 08:15 PM	#14570
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