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July 28th, 2018, 01:30 PM	#2681
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,382 Times in 36,682 Posts	4919: So you say that feels good and you like it do you? Well the next time you talk to your mother be sure to thank her, she showed it to me. __________________

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August 1st, 2018, 04:59 PM	#2682
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	4920 ~ So you love anal ? , Yaaay ... Oh ... Butt also the Last Jedi ? . Hmmm no sorry , we just aren't compatible enough __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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August 1st, 2018, 08:15 PM	#2683
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,982 Times in 15,730 Posts	4921 Is there a doctor in the house? No, seriously we need a doctor.

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August 3rd, 2018, 03:34 PM	#2684
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,798 Times in 60,322 Posts	4922 That big black double ended dildo you have any chance you'll leave it in your will for me you won't be needing it after tonight __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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August 3rd, 2018, 05:41 PM	#2685
Mister Fide Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Nearly there Posts: 892 Thanks: 23,075 Thanked 17,986 Times in 890 Posts	4923: ..........and would you like fries with that Sir? 4924: The train now arriving at Platform Three is the Eight Forty-Two from Manchester.

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August 4th, 2018, 09:48 AM	#2686
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	See , yes I can sweet talk a female if required 4925 ~ So , you gonna bleeding toss my caber or not ?!? __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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August 4th, 2018, 09:53 AM	#2687
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,764 Times in 7,170 Posts	4926 Got a train to catch.

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August 4th, 2018, 10:27 AM	#2688
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,798 Times in 60,322 Posts	4927 Sure I'll fuck ya in the back seat, but you're paying the cab driver for the stain cleaning __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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August 4th, 2018, 10:48 AM	#2689
Mister Fide Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Nearly there Posts: 892 Thanks: 23,075 Thanked 17,986 Times in 890 Posts	4928: Hurry up love, the curtain is about to go up on the Third Act.

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August 6th, 2018, 01:13 PM	#2690
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,798 Times in 60,322 Posts	4929 Making love has so much more meaning when we want to create a new life, I love you so much If we have a boy we'll name him after me, if it's a girl we'll put it up for adoption __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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