If you could remake, rework ,redo or create any film ever with any cast, director or budget , ever ?. - Page 2

**DrBone** · July 7th, 2013, 03:49 PM

For me I'd really like to see a remake of....

'The Godfather' part one.....everything the same but replacing Marlon Brando.....

with....

Joe Pasquale......

MaxJoker · July 7th, 2013, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by DrBone

Joe Pasquale......

Call me paranoid if you wish (As i know you all do ) only i molest some of you beloved fellow members might not be taking this thread overly seriously

Annnnyway

How about re-making the arse out`o this mutha

I guess considering the CGI needed ,the updating of the script and the leads i want. We might be talking a budget of easily 150 million dollars. Certainly as i`d like to have Roger Kumble directing and Adam 'Tex' Davis to re-write the original story.

Naturally i`d produce again

I reckon it`d be a bang on hit...

Starring the following , as ....

Judy Bernly,

Doralee Rhodes,

Violet Newstead,

Franklin M. Hart Jr,

Roz Keith,

Russell Tinsworthy,

Seriously can you see it

If so allow me to zip up

Ok now lets get back to the re-make

You`ve got to admit the above idea/cast is a dead cert winner

Yeah and if you want to help me raise the cash to fund it then please ........... contact my press agent Mal with the details .

As it`s about time that lazy bugger actually began earning his twenty percent

**Ninjaturtle** · July 7th, 2013, 04:18 PM

If i could make a remake of The Terminator

I would replace Schwarzenegger with Michael Imperioli

**palo5** · July 7th, 2013, 04:52 PM

How about replacing Dustin Hoffmann with Tom Cruise in Marathon Man?

Then we could see Cruise get a gazillion holes drilled in his teeth

Estreeter · July 7th, 2013, 04:55 PM

I'd make a new 3 Stooges

With 2 real life stooges

And the Academy awards for that film winning the best film, best screenplay, best actor, best actress and of course director pictured below

palo5

**DrBone** · July 7th, 2013, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by palo5

How about replacing Dustin Hoffmann with Tom Cruise in Marathon Man?

Then we could see Cruise get a gazillion holes drilled in his teeth

I agree, but please, please, please......let me be the Dr with the drill

**palo5** · July 7th, 2013, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by DrBone

I agree, but please, please, please......let me be the Dr with the drill

But of course DrB

Here are your tools for free

**spazarino** · July 7th, 2013, 08:22 PM

I'm amazed the very first post wasn't taking Lucas off Eps 1-3 if the Star Wars saga.

Avallanius · July 7th, 2013, 09:09 PM

Remake of The Sound Of Music - Dir. Quentin Tarantino.

Geek reworking - with bad language, graphic violence & Titty!!!!

Maria Von Trapp - Pam Grier - no-one cooler & this girl would not mess about

Captain Georg von Trapp - Samuel L. Jackson - anyone going to argue with him?

The Kids - The south park collective + siblings ( Liesl eldest daughter = Eric Cartman)

Max Detweiler - Bobby D - really= Are you talkin' to me?

Mother Abbess - Kay Parker...An angel in a habit.

Herr Zeller (Gauleiter) - 3rd reich apologist - Bill Hicks - just ask about George Bush, UFO's or dope....

Sisters Margaretta / Berthe / Sophia - 3 ladies of dubious repute, but warm / bosomy comfort, mmmmmm..just dive right in & spoil the boy.

Rolfe, a messenger who is in love with Liesl. The two become estranged after his enthusiasm for the Nazi cause leads him to forsake Liesl..he is an utter & complete tw*t!

It all ends in nudity & tears at the Titty Twister, with bourbon & bullets...but I sheiiiiiiiit.... would I pay to see it!

**palo5** · July 7th, 2013, 09:11 PM

Where to start?

I'd make all actors I don't like fart loudly all the time. All of them, including women

And all "action" actors I don't like would get "helium voices"

July 7th, 2013, 03:49 PM	#11
DrBone Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 1,053 Thanks: 20,906 Thanked 25,349 Times in 1,150 Posts	Remake #1 For me I'd really like to see a remake of.... 'The Godfather' part one.....everything the same but replacing Marlon Brando..... with.... Joe Pasquale...... __________________ Please feel free to PM me if any of my links go dead, I'm happy to re up as I can... Last edited by DrBone; July 7th, 2013 at 03:50 PM.. Reason: spiiillinng

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Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,189 Thanks: 450,173 Thanked 897,603 Times in 60,391 Posts	I'd make a new 3 Stooges With 2 real life stooges And the Academy awards for that film winning the best film, best screenplay, best actor, best actress and of course director pictured below palo5 __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Avallanius Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Mordor Posts: 235 Thanks: 6,380 Thanked 3,872 Times in 229 Posts	The Sound Of Music -Redux Remake of The Sound Of Music - Dir. Quentin Tarantino. Geek reworking - with bad language, graphic violence & Titty!!!! Maria Von Trapp - Pam Grier - no-one cooler & this girl would not mess about Captain Georg von Trapp - Samuel L. Jackson - anyone going to argue with him? The Kids - The south park collective + siblings ( Liesl eldest daughter = Eric Cartman) Max Detweiler - Bobby D - really= Are you talkin' to me? Mother Abbess - Kay Parker...An angel in a habit. Herr Zeller (Gauleiter) - 3rd reich apologist - Bill Hicks - just ask about George Bush, UFO's or dope.... Sisters Margaretta / Berthe / Sophia - 3 ladies of dubious repute, but warm / bosomy comfort, mmmmmm..just dive right in & spoil the boy. Rolfe, a messenger who is in love with Liesl. The two become estranged after his enthusiasm for the Nazi cause leads him to forsake Liesl..he is an utter & complete twt! It all ends in nudity & tears at the Titty Twister, with bourbon & bullets...but I sheiiiiiiiit.... would I pay to see it! __________________ AVALLANIUS Takin' Care Of Business Last edited by Avallanius; July 7th, 2013 at 09:16 PM.. Reason: spelling*

July 7th, 2013, 04:52 PM	#14
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,661 Times in 16,567 Posts	How about replacing Dustin Hoffmann with Tom Cruise in Marathon Man? Then we could see Cruise get a gazillion holes drilled in his teeth

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spazarino Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 647 Thanks: 160 Thanked 5,968 Times in 590 Posts	I'm amazed the very first post wasn't taking Lucas off Eps 1-3 if the Star Wars saga.

July 7th, 2013, 09:11 PM	#20
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,661 Times in 16,567 Posts	Where to start? I'd make all actors I don't like fart loudly all the time. All of them, including women And all "action" actors I don't like would get "helium voices"