What Have You Learned Today ? - Page 7

olivierd · July 10th, 2011, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by damp-patch

I learnt today that Neptune is only now completing the orbit of the sun it was doing when it was discovered over 160 years ago. That's a pretty long 'year'.

Next up, Pluto's 1st complete period of rotation since its discovery will happen in 2178.

MaxJoker · July 10th, 2011, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by damp-patch

I learnt today that Neptune is only now completing the orbit of the sun it was doing when it was discovered over 160 years ago. That's a pretty long 'year'.

Hey good for you etc , if i was near enough i`d pat you on the back

Today i`ve learned that i`m able to contain my inherited legendary full to the max hulk on steroids no pain feeling wolverine type red mist temper , providing my much put upon girl friend is with me to talk me out of it and so save me another day in court

Bugger , could it be yet more proof that maybe she`s the one

If so i`d like all my forum friends to consider themselves invited to the wedding

Hey and i`ll accept no refusal's !, as that`d only make me angry and you wouldn`t like me when i`m yadda yadda yadda

**sweatyhat** · July 11th, 2011, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Hey good for you etc , if i was near enough i`d pat you on the back

Today i`ve learned that i`m able to contain my inherited legendary full to the max hulk on steroids no pain feeling wolverine type red mist temper , providing my much put upon girl friend is with me to talk me out of it and so save me another day in court

Bugger , could it be yet more proof that maybe she`s the one

If so i`d like all my forum friends to consider themselves invited to the wedding

Hey and i`ll accept no refusal's !, as that`d only make me angry and you wouldn`t like me when i`m yadda yadda yadda

You realise every male in your family will hate you for forcing them to buy new suits? The ladies won't mind an excuse to go shopping though.

Congratuations.

MaxJoker · July 11th, 2011, 12:05 PM

Whoops .

I`ve learned today that joking about getting married can sometimes led to others believing you were serious

I wasn`t

In fact one of the things i`m most serious about is not getting married , so much so i went and bought the GF a dehumidifier last month as she was trying to use the dampness ( Calm down calm down) in her own flat as a way to move into mine

She say`s although it`s pretty noisy it does the trick

So that`s me in the clear for awhile longer then

**billybunter** · July 11th, 2011, 12:09 PM

Today I was reminded that the Irish are pissheads

I went to my local tesco to buy a few odds and sods and watched dozens off people of all ages with trollys full of booze. 20 cans of carlsberg for £10 was popular. There was a little old lady with a stack of booze. Mrs BB is not working for a few days. I don't blame her A&E will be busy with lager louts.

**billybunter** · July 11th, 2011, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Whoops .

I`ve learned today that joking about getting married can sometimes led to others believing you were serious

I wasn`t

In fact one of the things i`m most serious about is not getting married , so much so i went and bought the GF a dehumidifier last month as she was trying to use the dampness ( Calm down calm down) in her own flat as a way to move into mine

She say`s although it`s pretty noisy it does the trick

So that`s me in the clear for awhile longer then

I thought you were married to VEF

**sweatyhat** · July 11th, 2011, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Whoops .

I`ve learned today that joking about getting married can sometimes led to others believing you were serious

I wasn`t

In fact one of the things i`m most serious about is not getting married , so much so i went and bought the GF a dehumidifier last month as she was trying to use the dampness ( Calm down calm down) in her own flat as a way to move into mine

She say`s although it`s pretty nosy it does the trick

So that`s me in the clear for awhile longer then

My bro's GF is getting amusingly pushy.
He bought her a ring, just a ring, but now it's an engagement ring. Mother likes her and they get on (always a bad sign). When he started considering the purchase of a dog to avoid doing the kiddie thing, he got scared. Any exit strategy will be messy. On one level it'll be funny but I don't like to see lil bro in distress and his GF deserves some compassion too.

MaxJoker · July 11th, 2011, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by billybunter

I thought you were married to VEF

Well i guess i am in the way i remain faithful to the old girl

Unlike some on here who i`ve heard regularly use other forums behind her back

**sweatyhat** · July 11th, 2011, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by billybunter

Today I was reminded that the Irish are pissheads

I went to my local tesco to buy a few odds and sods and watched dozens off people of all ages with trollys full of booze. 20 cans of carlsberg for £10 was popular. There was a little old lady with a stack of booze. Mrs BB is not working for a few days. I don't blame her A&E will be busy with lager louts.

Isn't that what some call the Celts Disease?
All most people seem to want is cheap fags 'n' booze.

MaxJoker · July 11th, 2011, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by sweatyhat

My bro's GF is getting amusingly pushy.
He bought her a ring, just a ring, but now it's an engagement ring. Mother likes her and they get on (always a bad sign). When he started considering the purchase of a dog to avoid doing the kiddie thing, he got scared. Any exit strategy will be messy. On one level it'll be funny but I don't like to see lil bro in distress and his GF deserves some compassion too.

Arrrrggh just a ring ??? , well not in a womans mind

I`m so paranoid about being misunderstood i`ve never even given a woman a Hula Hoop

I suppose he could just have a very very very extended engagement with her , you know the type where you`re both still debating the table settings for the wedding reception while you`re queuing up to collect your pension

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