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December 3rd, 2016, 09:49 PM	#21
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,127 Thanks: 772,558 Thanked 855,634 Times in 57,558 Posts	Brawn to Be Wild __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Veal Meat Again Vera Lynn

Surely, during the war, it would've been Whale Meat Again!...

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December 5th, 2016, 07:22 PM	#23
HugoHackenbush Veteran Marxist Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wherever it's warm Posts: 14,106 Thanks: 205,923 Thanked 336,340 Times in 14,159 Posts	Steak and a Knife-The Bee Gees

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December 5th, 2016, 08:19 PM

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Steak and a Knife-The Bee Gees

Ha...ha...ha...ha!

Must apologise - but curry seems to be the hardest word.

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December 6th, 2016, 03:17 PM	#25
HugoHackenbush Veteran Marxist Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wherever it's warm Posts: 14,106 Thanks: 205,923 Thanked 336,340 Times in 14,159 Posts	If we're doing Elton John... Goodbye, yellow, thick, loaf

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December 6th, 2016, 04:22 PM	#26
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,127 Thanks: 772,558 Thanked 855,634 Times in 57,558 Posts	Chive Talkin' Bee Gees __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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December 6th, 2016, 10:15 PM	#27
bloke57 Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Location: Unaffordable housing Posts: 4,923 Thanks: 31,646 Thanked 68,928 Times in 4,921 Posts	From our new curried reptile range - Korma Chameleon.

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December 7th, 2016, 02:34 PM	#28
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,323 Times in 9,629 Posts	Pizza My Heart Sundae, Fudgy Sundae You Butter Your Bread __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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December 7th, 2016, 06:15 PM	#29
HugoHackenbush Veteran Marxist Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wherever it's warm Posts: 14,106 Thanks: 205,923 Thanked 336,340 Times in 14,159 Posts	More Elton John... I Guess That's Why They Call it Tofu.

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December 10th, 2016, 08:07 PM	#30
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