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October 16th, 2018, 01:43 AM | #13961 |
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Tarzan's daughter's name?
Me-linda |
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October 16th, 2018, 01:13 PM | #13962 |
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My mate and I decided to elope north of the border with a couple of ladyboys, but we carried on past Gretna Green until we reached the HeBrides.
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October 16th, 2018, 02:46 PM | #13963 |
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October 17th, 2018, 09:20 PM | #13964 |
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What language do Turkeys speak?
Gobble-de-gook.
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October 18th, 2018, 06:34 PM | #13965 |
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October 19th, 2018, 06:57 AM | #13966 |
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How can you tell it is weekend?
The stock market is closed. |
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October 19th, 2018, 12:54 PM | #13967 |
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What with all these fit women appearing on our screens, I find myself thinking about Tess daily and Kiera nightly.
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October 19th, 2018, 01:41 PM | #13968 |
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Been training for months to achieve the world record title of "Furthest Ejaculation" ,
Can't believe how far I've come.
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October 21st, 2018, 12:54 AM | #13969 |
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October 21st, 2018, 04:54 PM | #13970 |
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