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October 16th, 2018, 01:43 AM	#13961
vintage87654 Member Join Date: Aug 2018 Location: canada Posts: 20 Thanks: 30 Thanked 198 Times in 20 Posts	Tarzan's daughter's name? Me-linda

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October 16th, 2018, 01:13 PM	#13962
tun Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 4,724 Thanks: 14,847 Thanked 165,501 Times in 4,743 Posts	My mate and I decided to elope north of the border with a couple of ladyboys, but we carried on past Gretna Green until we reached the HeBrides.

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October 16th, 2018, 02:46 PM	#13963
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,513 Times in 69,067 Posts	Bought a bag of rocket salad , Went off before I could eat it . __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 17th, 2018, 09:20 PM	#13964
seany65 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,651 Thanks: 80,415 Thanked 32,730 Times in 3,527 Posts	What language do Turkeys speak? Gobble-de-gook. __________________ <-- That's Emer Kenny and I want to be stuck in her front bottom. Quote from electrofreak : I'd rather have questions that can't be answered, than answers that can't be questioned.

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October 18th, 2018, 06:34 PM	#13965
mrfixit Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Elm Street Posts: 9,401 Thanks: 165,774 Thanked 114,810 Times in 9,416 Posts	__________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Where's my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator?

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October 19th, 2018, 06:57 AM	#13966
Silklover Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Next to you Posts: 1,253 Thanks: 17,262 Thanked 17,818 Times in 1,241 Posts	How can you tell it is weekend? The stock market is closed.

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October 19th, 2018, 12:54 PM	#13967
tun Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 4,724 Thanks: 14,847 Thanked 165,501 Times in 4,743 Posts	What with all these fit women appearing on our screens, I find myself thinking about Tess daily and Kiera nightly.

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October 19th, 2018, 01:41 PM	#13968
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,513 Times in 69,067 Posts	Been training for months to achieve the world record title of "Furthest Ejaculation" , Can't believe how far I've come. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 21st, 2018, 12:54 AM	#13969
mrfixit Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Elm Street Posts: 9,401 Thanks: 165,774 Thanked 114,810 Times in 9,416 Posts	__________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Where's my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator?

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October 21st, 2018, 04:54 PM	#13970
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,513 Times in 69,067 Posts	Bad news for dyslexics this weekend , Your cocks go black. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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