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Old October 12th, 2009, 09:32 AM   #131
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Since Mrs. Doubtfire read that book about biological pest control, she often tries alternative ways to expel the voles.
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Old October 12th, 2009, 12:29 PM   #132
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_Please,my dear...our guests are here...could you....?
_I love that song! play it again!
"Summer breeze,
makes me feel fine,blowing...."



_I told you,man! Is that a hit or what?
_Oh,yeah!

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Old October 12th, 2009, 08:58 PM   #133
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Her husband was horrified when she started to table-dance at the family reunion.

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Since Mrs. Doubtfire read that book about biological pest control, she often tries alternative ways to expel the voles.
I'm sure quite a few 'voles' pop-up!


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Big Grin Between tears, things popping up...

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_Please,my dear...our guests are here...could you....?
_I love that song! play it again!
"Summer breeze,
makes me feel fine,blowing...."



_I told you,man! Is that a hit or what?
_Oh,yeah!
I nearly wet myself laughing

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Old October 13th, 2009, 06:18 PM   #136
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Old October 14th, 2009, 10:03 AM   #138
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Now Honey that you lifted me up on the table, can ypu pull this wedgie out of my arse PLEASE!
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I can tell you why there is noone else at the table.She farted during her table-dance and we all passed out.
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