Ever been caught wanking?

**pnorton** · May 29th, 2007, 06:25 PM

yes...once! by me sister! >

i was a kid at the time, me parents had gone out and me sister was downstars watching telly..or so i thought. i got out me mag collection and got going....a few minutes in i heard giggling outside me room...i notice the door wasnt closed properly...i open it and there was me sister laughing her ass off!! >

she said she was going to tell mum & dad unless i bought her a new kids on the block cd!! >

even now she doesnt let me forget it

**hattertim** · May 29th, 2007, 10:06 PM

Question is, what did you find more embarrassing? The being caught, or the endless shame of having to buy a NKOTB CD? :-[

**Swiss T** · June 30th, 2007, 11:31 AM

Not this week I haven't.

**billybunter** · November 25th, 2008, 10:34 AM

I was caught by my Ma when I was 14. I was enjoying myself so much that I didn't hear her open the door. There was me reaching my vinegar strokes and looking at my mag collection, she just turned around and walked out. Couple of days later my Da fitted a lock to my bedroom door. LOL.

Halibut72 · November 25th, 2008, 07:36 PM

I've never been directly caught, but on one occasion I emerged from the bathroom after having a quick one of the wrist, porn mag suitably disguised in something innocuous, to find my mother standing on the landing. She glared at me and snapped "Have a nice read?!" To which I replied, with as much nonchalance as I could muster, "Yes thank you!" and retreated to my bedroom

**thinlizzy** · May 14th, 2009, 10:48 AM

I once caught one of my female cousins having a wank.I'd gone to my Aunties' house to visit one night and walked in the back door.As I entered the living room,I saw my cousin face down on the floor,fully clothed,frigging her self as hard as she could and moaning away while watching the tv.There was nothing erotic on the tv,so she must have been providing her own fantasy.When I spoke ,my cousin jumped up flustered and said that my auntie had gone to bingo and wouldn't be back for a few hours,she then hastily made her way up to her bedroom,totally red-faced.We never mentioned what I'd caught her doing even to this day which must be at least 25 years later.On another occasion while staying at the same Aunties' house for a few weeks,I was taking a bath and heard a noise from outside the bathroom door,as I listened I could hear my cousin's breathing and it got louder and louder( I could guess what she was doing) and then suddenly my aunt's voice called her and asked her what she was doing to which my cousin replied nothing.I just laughed to myself,my cousin was about 14/15 at the time while I was 18/19 and I think she must have just discovered her "playstation"

as she was my cousin,underage and not very attractive IMO I obviously didn't do anything about it,Thank God.But it still makes me laugh

**marlon** · May 14th, 2009, 08:54 PM

No, cant say I have.

tranck · May 16th, 2009, 03:28 PM

This is my 1st post but, the thread got my attention.

I remember sitting in my car on the Daytona Beach watching the young girls go by.

I decided to get totally naked and masturbate right in the car.

I saw a couple of girls that really turned me on so, I decided that I could not hold it anymore.

The excitement of being nude in my car in a public place jacking off really got me going and after seeing the gilrs, I started to shoot my sperm - I was about 25 at the time and could ejaculate a whole lot of semen.

Right in the middle of this great orgasm, a cop car drove slowly by and I'm like - oh geez - wtf do I do so, I acted like I was just looking at the waves rolling in and as I did, wiped up my sperm with a towel that I usually carried for just such a spot.

Youza.

TrekkieMonster · May 17th, 2009, 09:12 PM

For anyone who wishes to have an excuse on hand if caught, Mr Billy Connolly has some sage advice:

The whole clip relates to wanking, but about half way through he says what to do if caught in mid wank

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCgRb3Gn4Ck

**tamsmith** · May 17th, 2009, 09:32 PM

My sister and she told my parents. COW.

May 29th, 2007, 06:25 PM	#1
pnorton Vintage Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1,248 Thanks: 919 Thanked 8,057 Times in 1,180 Posts	Ever been caught wanking? yes...once! by me sister! > i was a kid at the time, me parents had gone out and me sister was downstars watching telly..or so i thought. i got out me mag collection and got going....a few minutes in i heard giggling outside me room...i notice the door wasnt closed properly...i open it and there was me sister laughing her ass off!! > she said she was going to tell mum & dad unless i bought her a new kids on the block cd!! > even now she doesnt let me forget it

May 29th, 2007, 10:06 PM	#2
hattertim R.I.P. Join Date: May 2006 Location: Reading, UK Posts: 10,640 Thanks: 11,180 Thanked 602,721 Times in 10,415 Posts	Re: ever been caught wanking? Question is, what did you find more embarrassing? The being caught, or the endless shame of having to buy a NKOTB CD? :-[ __________________ My avatar is Alison Howard in case you're wondering! Please note that I'm (slowly) re-hosting all my images from Imagevenue to Imagebam, so you can report any missing ones to me if you like, but I'm re-hosting them all anyway! There's about 4 year's worth to do though...so this will take some time! Magazine section now finished, now I'm on to the individual model threads!

June 30th, 2007, 11:31 AM	#3
Swiss T A legend in his own bathtime Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 220 Thanks: 158 Thanked 12,139 Times in 222 Posts	Re: ever been caught wanking? Not this week I haven't. __________________ Posting in the Forum is like making love to a beautiful woman....first you have to have a good look, get a feel of things, pick the right spot, then slip one in.

May 14th, 2009, 10:48 AM	#6
thinlizzy Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: the toughest street in town Posts: 513 Thanks: 795 Thanked 21,168 Times in 559 Posts	I once caught one of my female cousins having a wank.I'd gone to my Aunties' house to visit one night and walked in the back door.As I entered the living room,I saw my cousin face down on the floor,fully clothed,frigging her self as hard as she could and moaning away while watching the tv.There was nothing erotic on the tv,so she must have been providing her own fantasy.When I spoke ,my cousin jumped up flustered and said that my auntie had gone to bingo and wouldn't be back for a few hours,she then hastily made her way up to her bedroom,totally red-faced.We never mentioned what I'd caught her doing even to this day which must be at least 25 years later.On another occasion while staying at the same Aunties' house for a few weeks,I was taking a bath and heard a noise from outside the bathroom door,as I listened I could hear my cousin's breathing and it got louder and louder( I could guess what she was doing) and then suddenly my aunt's voice called her and asked her what she was doing to which my cousin replied nothing.I just laughed to myself,my cousin was about 14/15 at the time while I was 18/19 and I think she must have just discovered her "playstation" as she was my cousin,underage and not very attractive IMO I obviously didn't do anything about it,Thank God.But it still makes me laugh __________________ "Is there anybody here with any Irish in them?,would any of the girls like a little bit more Irish in them?"-Philip Lynott. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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November 25th, 2008, 10:34 AM	#4
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,372 Times in 14,171 Posts	I was caught by my Ma when I was 14. I was enjoying myself so much that I didn't hear her open the door. There was me reaching my vinegar strokes and looking at my mag collection, she just turned around and walked out. Couple of days later my Da fitted a lock to my bedroom door. LOL.

November 25th, 2008, 07:36 PM	#5
Halibut72 Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 67 Thanks: 109 Thanked 799 Times in 66 Posts	I've never been directly caught, but on one occasion I emerged from the bathroom after having a quick one of the wrist, porn mag suitably disguised in something innocuous, to find my mother standing on the landing. She glared at me and snapped "Have a nice read?!" To which I replied, with as much nonchalance as I could muster, "Yes thank you!" and retreated to my bedroom

May 14th, 2009, 08:54 PM	#7
marlon Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Up on the roof Posts: 8,819 Thanks: 36,119 Thanked 341,947 Times in 8,959 Posts	No, cant say I have.

May 16th, 2009, 03:28 PM	#8
tranck Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 13 Thanks: 49 Thanked 69 Times in 10 Posts	This is my 1st post but, the thread got my attention. I remember sitting in my car on the Daytona Beach watching the young girls go by. I decided to get totally naked and masturbate right in the car. I saw a couple of girls that really turned me on so, I decided that I could not hold it anymore. The excitement of being nude in my car in a public place jacking off really got me going and after seeing the gilrs, I started to shoot my sperm - I was about 25 at the time and could ejaculate a whole lot of semen. Right in the middle of this great orgasm, a cop car drove slowly by and I'm like - oh geez - wtf do I do so, I acted like I was just looking at the waves rolling in and as I did, wiped up my sperm with a towel that I usually carried for just such a spot. Youza.

May 17th, 2009, 09:12 PM	#9
TrekkieMonster Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 17 Thanks: 158 Thanked 217 Times in 17 Posts	For anyone who wishes to have an excuse on hand if caught, Mr Billy Connolly has some sage advice: The whole clip relates to wanking, but about half way through he says what to do if caught in mid wank http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCgRb3Gn4Ck

May 17th, 2009, 09:32 PM	#10
tamsmith Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Coming close to the Slippery Slope. Posts: 7,800 Thanks: 77,915 Thanked 280,413 Times in 9,078 Posts	My sister and she told my parents. COW.