Injuries you've caused yourself...

**kiwi** · February 21st, 2009, 04:58 AM

because you are a stupid b*st@rd.

But also because you are a boy - and boys always have accidents

I've had some spectacular accidents caused solely by myself

At about the age of 10 a mate & I had my bike upside down, we were turning the pedals with our hands. I was on the side of the chain. My middle finger caught between the chain and that spiky bit that drives the chain. Blood spurted out across my friend's face which I thought was really funny until I realised that it was my blood!

Eight stitches.

At about the age of 13, I was running down the stairs in school and tripped and fell, smashing the bridge of my nose against a low window ledge.

Broken nose.

At about 14, tried to jump from one tree to another (it was a dare) like Tarzan.

Two broken ankles.

So what injuries have you caused yourself in the name of 'fun'?

Kiwi

**Bovon** · February 21st, 2009, 06:13 AM

Falling for this one - Broke my Heart.

Estreeter · February 21st, 2009, 06:28 AM

If a hangover is an injury, then quite a few hundred of those

Estreeter · February 21st, 2009, 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bovon

Falling for this one - Broke my Heart.

I understand Bovon, i really understand

**Leprechaun** · February 21st, 2009, 11:33 AM

Nice thread, kiwi!

- When I was about seven years young I ran downstairs where my mother cleaned my parent's sleeping room. The room lay directly at the stairs and even when I had reached the upper floor my mother opened the door ...

My head slammed against the door and I bowled down the stairs and landed on our dog that slept in the corridor. Fortunately our dog was a Newfoundland so I didn't hurt him. But I did hurt myself - scar on my forehead.

- When I was eight years young I fell face down on a my parents' coffee table! A part of the thick glass broke and one of the bigger shards bored into my face - less then one centimeter away from my right eye. That was close! Scar directly near the right eye.

- When I was about ten I played with some class mates in a barn (one mate's parents had a farm). We climbed about in the hayloft and I suddenly noticed a thick stream of blood running down my arm. Only then I saw the long spike that had pierced my wrist! In retrospect it's fascinating that I felt absolutely no pain until I saw the wound - because of the frolic with my friends I was completely diverted! Fortunately the arterial was only torned and not completely severed. Scar on my left arm ...

**Futuro** · February 21st, 2009, 11:56 AM

I have an scar on my left hand. I performed very intense windmill air-guitaring, Pete Townshend-style, to my sisters kids and hit my hand to lampshade made of glass. Blood spilled everywhere. Nurse who stitched my hand rolled her eyes and looked like she was on the edge to burst to laugh, when I told her how this had happened!
I have maybe 25 kg of The Who on vinyl so I´m childishly proud about my scar, better than
tattoos! I was 32 when this happened!

Drella · February 21st, 2009, 05:09 PM

I almost amputated my toe because I am a moron. I was pruning a tree limb when I was 12 or 13 and had the amazing idea to do it barefoot (because of....the whole thing about being a moron and all). Yeah, I had to be taken to the ER; I almost passed out from the gaping foot hole and blood, but kept my composure by yelling for my mommy like the pansy I am.

doyle · February 21st, 2009, 10:18 PM

Masturbating in my dorm room, I completely missed the waiting Kleenex (the bachelor's friend) and splooged on the linoleum floor.
Later, getting up, I stepped in it, slipped and fell flat on my face with my pants down around my knees.

**kiwi** · February 22nd, 2009, 10:46 AM

I forgot one. Aged 11.

Playing Best Man's Fall - (Does anybody else remember playing this game?) participants could choose the way they wanted to die. e.g. grenade, machine gun, hatchet etc & you had to die convincingly - whatever that meant???

From the top of a two meter wall onto grass below - dislocated shoulder. - It hurt like f*ck!

Kiwi

Ps. I think it might have been the grenade ...

**kiwi** · February 22nd, 2009, 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bellsmyre49

I did catch my dick in my zip once - does that count as an injury?

Yes!

Where you pissed @ the time or were you caught masterbating and had to pull your trousers closed quickly?

Either way, it would sound like an accident you caused yourself - so, yeah, that would qualify.

Kiwi

February 21st, 2009, 04:58 AM	#1
kiwi I'm a hornisod Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Here @ VEF Posts: 1,422 Thanks: 6,194 Thanked 69,990 Times in 1,447 Posts	Injuries you've caused yourself... because you are a stupid bst@rd. But also because you are a boy - and boys always have accidents I've had some spectacular accidents caused solely by myself At about the age of 10 a mate & I had my bike upside down, we were turning the pedals with our hands. I was on the side of the chain. My middle finger caught between the chain and that spiky bit that drives the chain. Blood spurted out across my friend's face which I thought was really funny until I realised that it was my blood! Eight stitches. At about the age of 13, I was running down the stairs in school and tripped and fell, smashing the bridge of my nose against a low window ledge. Broken nose. At about 14, tried to jump from one tree to another (it was a dare) like Tarzan. Two broken ankles. So what injuries have you caused yourself in the name of 'fun'? Kiwi __________________ Love All* The People To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

February 21st, 2009, 06:28 AM	#3
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February 21st, 2009, 11:33 AM	#5
Leprechaun Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Germany Posts: 5,013 Thanks: 23,651 Thanked 77,938 Times in 4,988 Posts	My scars ... Nice thread, kiwi! - When I was about seven years young I ran downstairs where my mother cleaned my parent's sleeping room. The room lay directly at the stairs and even when I had reached the upper floor my mother opened the door ... My head slammed against the door and I bowled down the stairs and landed on our dog that slept in the corridor. Fortunately our dog was a Newfoundland so I didn't hurt him. But I did hurt myself - scar on my forehead. - When I was eight years young I fell face down on a my parents' coffee table! A part of the thick glass broke and one of the bigger shards bored into my face - less then one centimeter away from my right eye. That was close! Scar directly near the right eye. - When I was about ten I played with some class mates in a barn (one mate's parents had a farm). We climbed about in the hayloft and I suddenly noticed a thick stream of blood running down my arm. Only then I saw the long spike that had pierced my wrist! In retrospect it's fascinating that I felt absolutely no pain until I saw the wound - because of the frolic with my friends I was completely diverted! Fortunately the arterial was only torned and not completely severed. Scar on my left arm ... Last edited by Leprechaun; March 4th, 2009 at 10:54 AM..

February 21st, 2009, 11:56 AM	#6
Futuro Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: F1nland Posts: 1,791 Thanks: 12,113 Thanked 36,668 Times in 1,899 Posts	I have an scar on my left hand. I performed very intense windmill air-guitaring, Pete Townshend-style, to my sisters kids and hit my hand to lampshade made of glass. Blood spilled everywhere. Nurse who stitched my hand rolled her eyes and looked like she was on the edge to burst to laugh, when I told her how this had happened! I have maybe 25 kg of The Who on vinyl so I´m childishly proud about my scar, better than tattoos! I was 32 when this happened! __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If any of my links are down, send me PM and direct link to post that needs some reuploading. Last edited by Futuro; February 21st, 2009 at 11:59 AM..

February 22nd, 2009, 10:46 AM	#9
kiwi I'm a hornisod Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Here @ VEF Posts: 1,422 Thanks: 6,194 Thanked 69,990 Times in 1,447 Posts	Best Man's Fall I forgot one. Aged 11. Playing Best Man's Fall - (Does anybody else remember playing this game?) participants could choose the way they wanted to die. e.g. grenade, machine gun, hatchet etc & you had to die convincingly - whatever that meant??? From the top of a two meter wall onto grass below - dislocated shoulder. - It hurt like fck! Kiwi Ps. I think it might have been the grenade ... __________________ Love All* The People To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by kiwi; February 23rd, 2009 at 08:30 PM.. Reason: possible cause on reflection of said incident

February 21st, 2009, 06:13 AM	#2
Bovon Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 509 Thanks: 392 Thanked 20,678 Times in 580 Posts	Falling for this one - Broke my Heart.

February 21st, 2009, 05:09 PM	#7
Drella Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 137 Thanks: 410 Thanked 1,528 Times in 137 Posts	I almost amputated my toe because I am a moron. I was pruning a tree limb when I was 12 or 13 and had the amazing idea to do it barefoot (because of....the whole thing about being a moron and all). Yeah, I had to be taken to the ER; I almost passed out from the gaping foot hole and blood, but kept my composure by yelling for my mommy like the pansy I am.

February 21st, 2009, 10:18 PM	#8
doyle Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: East Coast of US Posts: 435 Thanks: 5,820 Thanked 2,754 Times in 383 Posts	Masturbating in my dorm room, I completely missed the waiting Kleenex (the bachelor's friend) and splooged on the linoleum floor. Later, getting up, I stepped in it, slipped and fell flat on my face with my pants down around my knees.