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Old November 27th, 2018, 11:22 PM   #101
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My best friend and I used to sleep out in his tent in warmer weather. We would sneak around the neighbor hood late at night and peek in windows and borrow neighbor ladies panties off their clothes lines , wrap them around our cocks and use them to jerk off. I often wondered what the women thought when they would find cum stained , crunchy panties , that they thought were clean hanging on their clothes lines the next day.
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Old November 28th, 2018, 08:32 AM   #102
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I once made the mistake of using Vic's Vapor Rub for Vaseline. The result was extremely unpleasant


That has made me laugh so much.




I use a mixture of body lotion and petroleum jelly. It feels like a real pussy.
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Old November 28th, 2018, 07:15 PM   #103
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'Boyhood masturbation experiments' I've probably stated this before, but just to recap......

Press your thumb over the old 'Jap's eye' whilst tugging away, when you fire your load it goes all over the fekking place, jolly good fun, but not for those poor buggers sat near to you in the cinema..........
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Old February 4th, 2019, 12:16 PM   #104
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I remember as well we once found a load of underwear...white stockings, black stockings and suspender belts with matching panties and bras.
I would try them on and wank, I remember "colin" my mate did find me fully dressed and wanking to a girl dressed similar to me in the mags.....He told me to put my cock back in the panties (hard to do with a hard on) he made me walk around as he wanked...we sat together and wanked each other he just pulled my panties aside and stroked my cock till I came over my stockinged thighs.....he then stood up and wanked between my legs then with big thick globs of spunk he came on my panties.....later once he had left I removed the panties and licked his thick spunk off them as I wanked I imagined him cumimg in my mouth.
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Old February 4th, 2019, 03:12 PM   #105
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I once made the mistake of using Vic's Vapor Rub for Vaseline. The result was extremely unpleasant
You used too much.

The trick when using Vapor Rub is to mix just a dab in with regular Vaseline, then fantasize that you are doing it with a witch-girl who has put a magic potion on your dick to make it more sensitive.

Make sure you are fairly well along in the arousal process before applying the mixture (imagine your witch girl applying it), and when the strange cooling effect hits its peak, that's when you want to release.

Some experimenting with the timing will be required. Repeated applications can be used since you have diluted the Vapor Rub.

Another thing you can mix with Vaseline is Elmer's Glue. It won't set and the strange scent produced is oddly conducive to orgasm, at least if you are a horny teenage boy.

Do not by any means use pure Elmer's glue. It doesn't remain lubricious for long and it's hell to clean up.
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You used too much.

The trick when using Vapor Rub is to mix just a dab in with regular Vaseline, then fantasize that you are doing it with a witch-girl who has put a magic potion on your dick to make it more sensitive.

Make sure you are fairly well along in the arousal process before applying the mixture (imagine your witch girl applying it), and when the strange cooling effect hits its peak, that's when you want to release.

Some experimenting with the timing will be required. Repeated applications can be used since you have diluted the Vapor Rub.

Another thing you can mix with Vaseline is Elmer's Glue. It won't set and the strange scent produced is oddly conducive to orgasm, at least if you are a horny teenage boy.

Do not by any means use pure Elmer's glue. It doesn't remain lubricious for long and it's hell to clean up.

Why not use super glue.. hands will be permanently stuck to the cock.
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Old February 7th, 2019, 06:34 PM   #107
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Why not use super glue.. hands will be permanently stuck to the cock.
Don't be bollocky. Even a horny teenage boy in the throes of near-orgasm would know to steer clear of that. Well, except for that idiot from American Pie.

You can try the Vaseline/Elmer's Glue mix yourself, unless you are chicken. DON'T use any other kind of glue.

One part glue to two parts Vaseline. Mix well and apply. You'll need a bunch of paper towels and a long hot shower to properly clean yourself afterwards.
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When I was younger and so horny after one particular good nudie book hunt....and looking at the ads in the back we decide my mate colin and I would save for a rubber doll after a couple of months we had enough money to by one and in those days we got a money order from the psot office and sent it off.
Colin said he would sent it to his house as his parents went out early so would be better....so after about 2 weeks of waiting at the door he called to say he had got it....so I went round and he had inflated it and put a pair of sheer panties on it we had found on one of our many hunts for porn.....so we sat back and admried her we sat back and got our cocks out and started to wank over her, we then reached across and took hold of each others cocks as we wanked over her plastic cunt......
I could not wait any longer I sank my hard cock into her plastic cunt and fucked away at her then my mate came over and I thought he was about to enter my ass but he reached under and entered her plastic ass.....I could feel his breath on my back as he fucked that doll I came deep into her plastic cunt but it seeped out and as he was about to cum he pulled out and came on my ass.....At one point I thought he was going to slide his cock into my ass....(I was wishing) but he just ran the sticky head of his cock around my twitching hole he then licked the cum off my ass before pulling my cock backwards between my legs and running his fingers up and down the shaft using my cum to wank me hard again......we flopped back on the couch young hard pricks in the air and waited till we had calmed down before we cleaned her and stashed her in the loft we spent my times DPing the doll sometimes I would fuck the mouth then he would deep kiss it......then other times he would cum in its pussy and I would lick it out......good days.
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When I was younger and so horny after one particular good nudie book hunt....and looking at the ads in the back we decide my mate colin and I would save for a rubber doll after a couple of months we had enough money to by one and in those days we got a money order from the psot office and sent it off.
Colin said he would sent it to his house as his parents went out early so would be better....so after about 2 weeks of waiting at the door he called to say he had got it....so I went round and he had inflated it and put a pair of sheer panties on it we had found on one of our many hunts for porn.....so we sat back and admried her we sat back and got our cocks out and started to wank over her, we then reached across and took hold of each others cocks as we wanked over her plastic cunt......
I could not wait any longer I sank my hard cock into her plastic cunt and fucked away at her then my mate came over and I thought he was about to enter my ass but he reached under and entered her plastic ass.....I could feel his breath on my back as he fucked that doll I came deep into her plastic cunt but it seeped out and as he was about to cum he pulled out and came on my ass.....At one point I thought he was going to slide his cock into my ass....(I was wishing) but he just ran the sticky head of his cock around my twitching hole he then licked the cum off my ass before pulling my cock backwards between my legs and running his fingers up and down the shaft using my cum to wank me hard again......we flopped back on the couch young hard pricks in the air and waited till we had calmed down before we cleaned her and stashed her in the loft we spent my times DPing the doll sometimes I would fuck the mouth then he would deep kiss it......then other times he would cum in its pussy and I would lick it out......good days.
Nick, after viewing this post and your previous post, I have no other option but to conclude that you are just a fucking degenerate!
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Nick, after viewing this post and your previous post, I have no other option but to conclude that you are just a fucking degenerate!
bet it got you hard through
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