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October 2nd, 2018, 01:32 PM	#11
chris chunt Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 2,805 Thanks: 7,946 Thanked 36,406 Times in 2,765 Posts	I'd use her shite as toothpaste .

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October 2nd, 2018, 02:18 PM	#12
biaggi69 Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 536 Thanks: 16,218 Thanked 17,524 Times in 541 Posts	saves spoiling a good 'un __________________ biaggi69

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October 14th, 2018, 11:39 AM	#13
Pinkpapercut Rust Never Sleeps Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: North of the Channel, west of the hills, south of the mountains Posts: 984 Thanks: 31,846 Thanked 20,519 Times in 986 Posts	"'I'd pump her so full her kidneys would float" __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. That's To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 's bottom and I'd love it for a pillow

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October 17th, 2018, 01:08 AM	#14
chris chunt Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 2,805 Thanks: 7,946 Thanked 36,406 Times in 2,765 Posts	I'd wank over her shadow

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October 17th, 2018, 04:14 AM	#15
BustyWomenLovr Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,750 Thanks: 20,513 Thanked 43,169 Times in 2,674 Posts	I'd do her Mum knowing that's where she came from __________________ There is no such thing as too big a bust.

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November 11th, 2018, 12:32 PM	#16
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,244 Thanks: 42,269 Thanked 60,708 Times in 7,461 Posts	A 357 Magnum against my temple with the instruction "get off" would necessitate the reply "fuck off"

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November 11th, 2018, 11:26 PM	#17
seany65 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,651 Thanks: 80,415 Thanked 32,730 Times in 3,527 Posts	"I'd give Her one". Though I prefer an adaptation of that: "I'd lend Her one". As that mean she has to give it back, whereas she doesn't if you "give" it to her. __________________ <-- That's Emer Kenny and I want to be stuck in her front bottom. Quote from electrofreak : I'd rather have questions that can't be answered, than answers that can't be questioned.

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November 12th, 2018, 12:07 AM	#18
mizlaplan Good show! Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Marches Posts: 2,526 Thanks: 102,981 Thanked 31,900 Times in 2,528 Posts	I've just remembered one of the classics: "Phwoar!!! I wouldn't chuck her out of bed for farting." __________________ motley crew though they were, they were all happily united in the roisterous, bawdy camaraderie of lust.

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November 12th, 2018, 01:37 PM	#19
Mr 1980s Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 184 Thanks: 1,293 Thanked 2,631 Times in 182 Posts	I'd be up her faster than a rat up a drainpipe!

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November 14th, 2018, 01:55 AM	#20
bubbs999 Vintage Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Here, UK Posts: 1,965 Thanks: 15,647 Thanked 31,307 Times in 1,952 Posts	"I'd bang the living shit out of that" __________________ "Here's looking at you kid"

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