Masturbate 5 minutes daily and live 5 years longer - Page 3

**Mal Hombre** · March 14th, 2011, 07:36 PM

I'm sure You can handle it...

**marlon** · March 14th, 2011, 07:43 PM

I'm sure I could wear glasses!

mynxfan · March 14th, 2011, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by imp44791

I'm sure that staring at silicone tits like some in the pictures above will *reduce* my life expectancy by 5 years. Anger at the defacement of natural beauty leads to high blood pressure, and the feeling of waste of natural resources to depression and despondency.

Imperator

Fellow pervert Imperator, may I ask for a more positive attitude? I have just given you the key to the fountain of youth and you start complaining :-) This forum is full of women of all varieties. If my favorites dont appeal to you, there are plenty of others who will. Stop nagging and start exercising now!

mynxfan · March 14th, 2011, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by marlon

I'm sure I could wear glasses!

mynxfan · March 14th, 2011, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by billybunter

What about LEG men like me, do we get any extra time on this earth?

Well, I cant give you any guarantees about legs. But I know that Hugh Hefner is a leg man (most of his playmates are long-legged), and he has got one of the lowest blood pressures ever measured. And Hugh is Jesus of all wankers. He is the world champion.

mynxfan · March 14th, 2011, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by P37

seriously though, financial crisis, civil unrest in the middle east and earth quakes in the southern hemisphere and researchers hav got time to look at tits! wish I'd paid more attention at school!

I dont think you would be so cocky if you ever met the scientist in person. Financial crisis, war, earthquakes bla bla bla bla. We are discussing an essential topic which in fact also adds important new aspects to the answer to the question of what is the meaning of human life itself. Natural disasters are trivial compared to the scientific breakthrough achieved by Dr. Karen Weatherby. She is the Einstein of our times.

May I introduce you to the genious Dr. Karen Weatherby:

**Mr Bond** · March 15th, 2011, 12:53 AM

This lady says :
" Yeah, it's good for women too ! With that finger, I win 15 years ! "

mynxfan · March 15th, 2011, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Bond

..... with good food too, says my friend Kirk !

I think your friend Kirk seems to be a wise man.

I cant see how mixing sexual activities with food would ruin the health gainings. Wanking and fucking is physical exercise just like any other sport like ice-hockey, football, running or weight lifting. Therefore, I assume that supplies of nutritions during sex will only be benecifial for extending the human life-span.

Examples of life-prolonging food-sex:

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**Mr Bond** · March 15th, 2011, 10:49 AM

The message from Prince Randian :

" Masturbate.... Masturbate.... easy to talk... Easy to talk.... "

**Mal Hombre** · March 15th, 2011, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by mynxfan

She obviously asked for extra sausage ....

March 14th, 2011, 07:36 PM	#21
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March 15th, 2011, 12:53 AM	#27
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March 15th, 2011, 10:49 AM	#29
Mr Bond Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: London, Paris, Istanbul, Nassau, Las Vegas, Kobe, Piz Gloria... Posts: 6,073 Thanks: 31,066 Thanked 224,875 Times in 6,218 Posts	a message from Prince Randian : The message from Prince Randian : " Masturbate.... Masturbate.... easy to talk... Easy to talk.... " __________________ Red wine with fish ! That should have told me something ! Mr Bond in From Russia With Love.