Did your mum let you look at porn privately? - Page 3

acrowot · January 2nd, 2012, 05:25 PM

My stepfather actually caught me jerking off over "Electric Blue - Best of Big Boobs" video.....way way back in 1988!!. I hurt myself on my zipper with my immediate response, and in the chaos.....forgot to hit stop button on the VCR....and the embarrassing jiggly big boobs scene was on the TV for everybody walking into the room to see.......

.......lol........

MaxJoker · January 2nd, 2012, 05:57 PM

No .

She always joined me and insisted on taking notes.

Am pleased to say it didn`t effect me any though (Cue nervous facial twitches) .

ash75 · January 4th, 2012, 11:11 AM

My parents didn't seem to think I had the stuff; it was only when my sisters grassed me up (they heard the wardrobe door opening at night) that my stash go confiscated. I don't think my Father was particularly annoyed - he always seemed to be able to remember how he was at that age etc. My Mother was shocked, but then most mothers are.

I always told our kids (all boys, mind) that we'd never strip-search their bedrooms looking for porn but if it was left 'on display' for people to see as they went past then it would go. And a couple of times it did.

milffan1 · January 4th, 2012, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by ash75

My parents didn't seem to think I had the stuff; it was only when my sisters grassed me up (they heard the wardrobe door opening at night) that my stash go confiscated. I don't think my Father was particularly annoyed - he always seemed to be able to remember how he was at that age etc. My Mother was shocked, but then most mothers are.

I always told our kids (all boys, mind) that we'd never strip-search their bedrooms looking for porn but if it was left 'on display' for people to see as they went past then it would go. And a couple of times it did.

Wow you're a hypocrite.

ash75 · January 4th, 2012, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by milffan1

Wow you're a hypocrite.

Please explain, I really don't follow that.

Or have I just misread the sarcasm and come charging down the pitch like an English batsman against Shane Warne?

milffan1 · January 4th, 2012, 12:22 PM

No I'm serious, you looked at porn in your youth. You enjoyed it and you're still looking at it now yet you take your sons' away if you find it. Why? I mean I wouldn't want my kids being exposed to porn at a super young age but if they're at least teenagers I don't see what you have to bust them for, especially if you did the same thing. To me that's hypocrisy.

**billybunter** · January 4th, 2012, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by milffan1

No I'm serious, you looked at porn in your youth. You enjoyed it and you're still looking at it now yet you take your sons' away if you find it. Why? I mean I wouldn't want my kids being exposed to porn at a super young age but if they're at least teenagers I don't see what you have to bust them for, especially if you did the same thing. To me that's hypocrisy.

He said if the porn was left lying around. Most people don't want friends or guests to be greeted by a centre spread. My mum was fine with my stash. But she also warned me to keep it hidden.

**exfarmer** · January 4th, 2012, 01:39 PM

Mum didn't care about me looking at porn in private, my dad had a big enough stash of his own, so she couldn't really say much.
I never tried to view it in front of anyone else so i don't know if she would have stopped me. It was never left out in view, if it wasn't hidden Dad would have nicked it.

MaxJoker · January 4th, 2012, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by milffan1

Wow you're a hypocrite.

Now now let`s not be accusing our fellow members of anything , as it`s not the done thing you know.

Gentle banter yes , but nothing uncalled for please .

No and i`m not just quoting your post to single you out alone milffan1.

Let`s all just be nice civilised gentlemen .

Because who knows if we pick the habit up here we may then be able to carry it through into our day to day real (Shudder) lives.

**Sirch** · January 4th, 2012, 03:06 PM

My (older) brother borrowed a magazine from my stash but put it in an obvious place where our mother could find it.

She approached me about it but was quite understanding. You see I was an artist, drew all the time as a kid. And she just assumed I was studying the figures for drawing lessons.

That didnt mean I could just openly walk in the door with another porno mag. She was just cool about it that one time. My Father found something once as well. He just said, "Just don't let your mother see it".

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January 4th, 2012, 11:11 AM	#23
ash75 Senior Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Suffolk Posts: 112 Thanks: 85 Thanked 1,457 Times in 105 Posts	My parents didn't seem to think I had the stuff; it was only when my sisters grassed me up (they heard the wardrobe door opening at night) that my stash go confiscated. I don't think my Father was particularly annoyed - he always seemed to be able to remember how he was at that age etc. My Mother was shocked, but then most mothers are. I always told our kids (all boys, mind) that we'd never strip-search their bedrooms looking for porn but if it was left 'on display' for people to see as they went past then it would go. And a couple of times it did.

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milffan1 Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 33 Thanks: 311 Thanked 168 Times in 31 Posts	No I'm serious, you looked at porn in your youth. You enjoyed it and you're still looking at it now yet you take your sons' away if you find it. Why? I mean I wouldn't want my kids being exposed to porn at a super young age but if they're at least teenagers I don't see what you have to bust them for, especially if you did the same thing. To me that's hypocrisy.

January 4th, 2012, 03:06 PM	#30
Sirch Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 1,216 Thanks: 18,391 Thanked 12,680 Times in 1,147 Posts	My (older) brother borrowed a magazine from my stash but put it in an obvious place where our mother could find it. She approached me about it but was quite understanding. You see I was an artist, drew all the time as a kid. And she just assumed I was studying the figures for drawing lessons. That didnt mean I could just openly walk in the door with another porno mag. She was just cool about it that one time. My Father found something once as well. He just said, "Just don't let your mother see it".