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Old 01-27-2017, 01:26 AM   #2681
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This is why you should never name you band after downing a case of Bud, half a dozen Jaeger bombs, a bottle of Jack and a double order of suicide wings.
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Old 01-28-2017, 11:14 AM   #2683
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American Beer, being bottled
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Anheuser "Bushless"??

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Honey, I have a bottle opener.
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