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Old 09-23-2016, 02:54 PM   #2271
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Old 09-24-2016, 11:40 AM   #2272
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Alex devised an ingenious way of disposing the dead bodies of his cheating girlfriend and her lover -- and in broad daylight!
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Old 09-24-2016, 12:02 PM   #2273
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Linda if you don't let me get the jack and spare out and change that tire we are going to be late for dinner at your mother's!
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Old 09-25-2016, 10:56 AM   #2274
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