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Old 09-17-2016, 11:33 PM   #2261
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Having to put down our pet collie has made me hubby so sad and depressed,
so to make him feel better I now let him walk me on a leash everyday!

However, I draw the line at sniffing his butt!
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Old 09-17-2016, 11:34 PM   #2262
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Poor tired old grandma, the years have really caught up with her.
Its getting more and more difficult for her to stay awake!
She even falls asleep now halfway through grandpa's blowjobs!

Looks like Grandpa "fell asleep" too.
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When You said You wanted to do it Doggy fashion..
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Being on the dole we could no longer afford a dog.

But hubby promised me as soon as this marijuana crop was harvested,We would get a pit bull and I could get back to my kitchen duties
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Mum look placid now, but once the drugs wear off we pumped into her she's gonna be mad. Well, that's the bet over, you owe me $10
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Old 09-18-2016, 11:07 AM   #2266
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I've always found that the red setter is a fine obedient dog..
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The Surgeon General recommends Anal for ...... Headaches, In Grown Toe Nails, Arthritis, Athletes Foot, Liver Disease, Conjunctivitis, Ear Ache, Whooping Cough, Acne, Sunburn, Torn Hamstring, Dislocated Shoulders, Chicken Pox and Bad Breath..... However, If you have a common cold or the flu, it is recommended to rug up in bed and just watch anal on DVD
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