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Old 09-12-2016, 10:42 PM   #2251
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Old 09-13-2016, 10:05 PM   #2252
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Old 09-14-2016, 12:48 AM   #2254
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John was never late picking his wife up again.
If that perverted dirty old bus driver tries to look up my dress and get fresh again he's gonna be real sorry!
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I'll give these el cheapo beast enhancers one last try before having an operation!
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Poor tired old grandma, the years have really caught up with her.
Its getting more and more difficult for her to stay awake!
She even falls asleep now halfway through grandpa's blowjobs!
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Having to put down our pet collie has made me hubby so sad and depressed,
so to make him feel better I now let him walk me on a leash everyday!


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