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Old 08-26-2016, 07:57 PM   #2211
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Yes I know, how stupid of me. I should have had Monica
blowing my sax instead of me ...
Much less enjoyable, but far more safer and wiser in the long run!
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Old 08-26-2016, 08:25 PM   #2212
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I was just playing the star spangled banner on my sax, reflecting on the 20 years of grief I've been getting from the wife.

Then it suddenly hit me in a few months she could be president, in charge of the CIA, black ops and secret death squads.

Thank god it could soon be over
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Old 08-28-2016, 10:07 PM   #2213
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This is our secret, hubby must never know
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Old 08-29-2016, 08:41 AM   #2215
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Baby, I can deal with you having a vibrator in your handbag,
but you're taking it to whole new level
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a). Without the public & police support Von would never have been released from his stretch jeans nightmare.

b). Who said the police have no sense of humour they are always pulling someones' leg.

c). The police took Frank Carson at his word and insist he started it (It's a cracker)

d). Police enforcers heavy-handedly ensure travellers cannot claim a prize on the postcode lottery
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And remember, if you hear something snap you make a wish!
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