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Old 05-21-2015, 02:23 PM   #1181
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When it's time for sex,She has to jump to it....
I can remember on Q.I once there was this female comedian (I cant remember her name) who was very short.
She said that because she was so short (about 4'5" or so) and he was really tall (over 6') in the bedroom "when we're making love we must look like some weird ventriloquist act!"
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Old 05-28-2015, 11:39 AM   #1182
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Now what was it that mama said for me to do with it?
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Old 05-28-2015, 10:08 PM   #1183
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How do you like it? I hope you don't mind but I pawned your
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Old 05-30-2015, 05:56 PM   #1184
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"When I said I wanted something else other then Chocolate Eggs for Easter...."
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Old 05-30-2015, 10:18 PM   #1185
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I don't care how well she feeds us Tabby, I'm getting tired
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Hey, this is much more fun than going to that Star Trek convention!





Jack will you cool it with the camera, I'm getting
tired of taking this dress off every 10 minutes!

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