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Old 07-29-2010, 11:27 PM   #1
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Smile The best pick up line ever!

You walk up to a girl and say " Excuse me Darling, can I interest you in an aussie kiss?" Not knowing what that is of course, thinking maybe it's a kind of drink or something she replies "what is that?" "Oh you don't know you poor deer! " you say." Then I must give you one. Lets see how can I best describe it?! You see its kind of like a french kiss but only its down under!
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Old 07-30-2010, 08:37 AM   #2
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Yeah, and where does that work?
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Old 07-30-2010, 02:47 PM   #3
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I managed to pull using the imortal line "What's a nice girl like you doing on your own at this time of night?"

30 minutes I was up to my nuts in guts!!
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Old 07-30-2010, 03:13 PM   #4
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[QUOTE=Peau Peep;1196827]I managed to pull using the imortal line "What's a nice girl like you doing on your own at this time of night?"

30 minutes I was up to my nuts in guts!!

up to my nuts in guts.

Shakespear lives he lives I tell ya!

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Old 08-01-2010, 04:09 PM   #5
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I managed to pull using the imortal line "What's a nice girl like you doing on your own at this time of night?"

30 minutes I was up to my nuts in guts!!

up to my nuts in guts.

Shakespear lives he lives I tell ya!
Worked in an abbatoir, did she?
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Old 08-02-2010, 10:25 AM   #6
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german guys have it easy... no words needed.

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Old 08-18-2010, 02:12 PM   #7
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the best one i have works usually 45 minutes after you say it and it has worked for me 50% of the time. " can i kiss you where you pee pee" dont doubt it till you try it.
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Old 08-18-2010, 05:06 PM   #8
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My new one is:

"Hi! Can I buy you a house?"

I figured I'd just cut to the chase and do without all that other bullshit I had to deal with for 12 years with the last one.

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Old 08-18-2010, 05:32 PM   #9
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"Hello there, do you happen to know where the nearest tropical fish store is?"
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Old 08-20-2010, 05:43 PM   #10
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If you go up to 100 women and say, "Hey babe, whattya say we go tear off a piece?", you'll get a lot of indignant responses, slaps and dirty looks, but odds are someone will say, "OK!"
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