your best performance ? take a bow

[Staffsyeoman]

Had a three some once.. However, it was a smokescreen for the woman I was seeing was bi (this was long before lipstick lesbianism was fashionable) and wanted to get her straight colleague into bed and turn her. Which she did, very successfully...So, after I had done my bit by both of them, I was somewhat surplus... But they did let me stay to watch...

[bloke57]

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

Are You sure She wasn't getting Her cavities filled at work ?

Doubtful.

The practice's dentists were the famous Scottish "partners" Ben Doon and Phil McCavity.

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

Are You sure She wasn't getting Her cavities filled at work ?

Highly unlikely as her boss was (Still is probably) a gay Souuuuuuuaaaarth Afrikkkkkkkkain

Telling you , you've not heard the planets most bizarre accent till you've heard his

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by rewbear

I'm with Estreeter on this one. It's not big to brag about one's own prowess in any activity,

Unless it involves how much beef pork and lamb you can shove down your gob

I'll tell a story of one particular night out.
I'll cut it down.

At a bar in my hometown one night straight after a wedding reception.
An old trick I use to get to talk to girls you don't know is while being served at crowded the bar if there's a good looking girl next to ya and you get served before her then make sure the bartender serves her first, worked well now and then and a good way to start a chat.

Met a real stunner one night doing that, she was with a group of girls but she was form out of town and staying at her friends place. We got on real good, almost too good.

I'll cut it short here but we ended up going to her friends place and on the way out of the bar a Mate stopped me and said if I don't nail her I'm good for nothing , just like Dad always said

Got to her friends place, at the front door she was fiddling around looking for the right keys to get in, finally got the right one and as she turned the knob turned her head faced me and said "Got it", but at the same time stepped forward and tripped on the one step to get in, fell forward, hit her head hard and knocked herself out Great I found a light switch and then lounge room, picked her ip and placed her there as she came around and she looked like she'd be OK and didn't want to go to a Doc. I stayed till her friends got back a hour or so later. I didn't get fucked, my luck fucked me

Next day at my Mates Dads place that got married he threw a BBQ, my Mates were there and wanted the details of what happened even though they know I ain't the kiss and tell type, they kept pressing do I told them what happened and wouldn't believe it .... after a bit more pressing just to shut them up I told them I fucked her in the bathroom on the sink with the shower running to steam up the room, that they believed I wish it were true, serious score out of 10 for looks, 9.5 .... no chick gets a 10, no female will ever be perfect at anything

[Furry Triangle]

My first threesome was probably in 98 or 99. It was with devout lesbians. They did not like men. They were trying an experiment and right from the beginning both of them were unpleasant and rude. By the end they were downright hostile.
It went very badly. None of us got off and all of us were angry by the end. Not something to brag on.

Second threesome was in 2008. It was with two straight girls who wanted to experiment. It started great, but one of them got really drunk way too fast and apparently took a prescription antihistamine beforehand (it must have been spring).
Same result. No one got off. The sober one had to take the intoxicated one home. But at least we were all friends afterwards.

Only thing truly bragworthy for me was a hot ginger mom who loved to bone. I was 19 and I managed to stay inside her, get hard again, and cum a total of 3 times in about an hour. She was worn out. And actually thanked me repeatedly.

Her ex-husband never did anything like that for her and in fact was not very attentive or romantic even when they were married.

Probably the best thing I ever did for a girl was give her the feather treatment. I bathed her cute little body with fancy soaps. Carried her from the tub to the lazy boy, coated her toes in melted chocolate and dined on them until she squealed. Fed her champagne and strawberries. Ate her out to multiple orgasms, carried her to the bed and pounded her quite well.
She thanked me by swallowing, and claimed it was the best night she ever had. She could have been fibbing, but we both had fun and it didnt matter either way.