The Smelly Bundle Diaries (moved from Things Noticeable by request) - Page 2

**rupertramjet** · March 31st, 2013, 12:45 AM

Smelly Bundle Update

The Ramjet household is bundle free as it has been sent away for the night!!!

However all is not normal as the mark 1 is zooming about the place, until tomorrow!

**rupertramjet** · April 1st, 2013, 04:37 PM

Smelly Bundle update

Its back! It came through the door, carried by its handler and was deposited in the middle of the lounge. From whence it received the usual aren't you gorgeouses and similar stupid comments, now not only this, but it arrived right in the middle of my bloody Rugby Match, so me v bundle loser? Me

Is post natal abortion legal yet?

**rupertramjet** · April 3rd, 2013, 06:12 PM

Smelly Bundle Update

I have discovered a strange use for the thing! Instead of buying expensive weight training equipment, use the bundle to do sets with your arms, curls and raises are easy, and the females think you are being nice to it as it makes gurgling sounds, which they interpret as enjoyment!

The great advantage with this is that, it will, I am told, grow bigger, heavier and so dear friend from VEF, you will be able to increase your exercise weights without having to spend money!

**rupertramjet** · April 5th, 2013, 07:08 PM

Smelly Bundle Update

You may recall that due to some excellent advice received on this Forum, I purchased a training manual, by a Ms Barbara Woodehouse, now the title caused some concern to my dog, who for some reason could not be found for several hours.

However I attempted to use the first lesson in the book on the bundle, at the command 'sit' it just looked at me and made a strange noise, which I have been told is a laugh. The female Ramjets are not amused by my attempts and have in fact banned me from continuing the training methods, amidst many ohs and ahs directed at the bundle, and evil looks and you mean b##tard at me, which dear fellow members included words I had long assumed did not exist in the current Mrs R's vocabulary!

**rupertramjet** · April 6th, 2013, 09:36 PM

Smelly Bundle Update

the bundle went to its first family party today, with the full escort of Ramjet females, I made my excuses and stayed at home, something to do with being a miserable old sod, in reality. To all intense and purposes it was welcomed by all but out shone by its older more mobile female cousin. The mark one, also at its first family do! However this seems to have met with the approval of the females.

I apparently was missed as no one else was stupid enough to risk the united wrath, by cutting the bloody cake!

**rupertramjet** · April 10th, 2013, 11:23 PM

Smelly Bundle Update

I have felt that the update was inappropriate because of the debate that has been going on for the last few days, however:

Despite my attempts to gain some control over the thing, it still refuses to obey, basic commands. The training manual by Ms Woodhouse has disappeared, and when I mention it the dog disappears, probably eaten it.

I offered to take the bundle to the Rugby club, where due to its size, I felt I could get it a game for the Colts on Sunday, this met with nasty comments from the females, and the coach pointed out, that it actually would help if it could walk.

**rupertramjet** · April 12th, 2013, 12:05 AM

Smelly Bundle Update

It has now learnt to crawl. and pull itself up on the sofa, which proves disconcerting for the dog, who dreaming about chasing squirrels is suddenly awoken from her bliss by a small hand trying to pull her foot off!

It has also developed the habit of escaping from the room in which it is normally kept by dragging itself out towards the kitchen, slowly I see my peace being eroded, infanticide grows daily more attractive, or perhaps the dog will think it has caught a squirrel next time and.....

**DTravel** · April 12th, 2013, 03:40 AM

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Originally Posted by rupertramjet

Smelly Bundle Update

It has now learnt to crawl. and pull itself up on the sofa, which proves disconcerting for the dog, who dreaming about chasing squirrels is suddenly awoken from her bliss by a small hand trying to pull her foot off!

It has also developed the habit of escaping from the room in which it is normally kept by dragging itself out towards the kitchen, slowly I see my peace being eroded, infanticide grows daily more attractive, or perhaps the dog will think it has caught a squirrel next time and.....

I must say, Smelly Bundle seems to be developing and maturing at a terrifying speed.

**rupertramjet** · April 12th, 2013, 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DTravel

I must say, Smelly Bundle seems to be developing and maturing at a terrifying speed.

Its actually nine months old and as you say developing at a terrifying speed, I started doing the updates late, so its first few months were truncated, unlike the bundle itself!

**rupertramjet** · April 13th, 2013, 10:49 PM

Smelly Bundle Update!

It is now sitting up, and has a huge array of expensive toys around it, all of which are ignored in preference to either an empty plastic bottle or an empty envelope or box. I am once again in the you know what for suggesting we go to Mothercare and ask if we can get the empty ones from the show items!

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March 31st, 2013, 12:45 AM	#11
rupertramjet R.I.P. Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Cloud cuckoo land Posts: 4,300 Thanks: 26,852 Thanked 54,117 Times in 4,288 Posts	Smelly Bundle Update The Ramjet household is bundle free as it has been sent away for the night!!! However all is not normal as the mark 1 is zooming about the place, until tomorrow!

April 1st, 2013, 04:37 PM	#12
rupertramjet R.I.P. Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Cloud cuckoo land Posts: 4,300 Thanks: 26,852 Thanked 54,117 Times in 4,288 Posts	Smelly Bundle update Its back! It came through the door, carried by its handler and was deposited in the middle of the lounge. From whence it received the usual aren't you gorgeouses and similar stupid comments, now not only this, but it arrived right in the middle of my bloody Rugby Match, so me v bundle loser? Me Is post natal abortion legal yet?

April 3rd, 2013, 06:12 PM	#13
rupertramjet R.I.P. Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Cloud cuckoo land Posts: 4,300 Thanks: 26,852 Thanked 54,117 Times in 4,288 Posts	Smelly Bundle Update I have discovered a strange use for the thing! Instead of buying expensive weight training equipment, use the bundle to do sets with your arms, curls and raises are easy, and the females think you are being nice to it as it makes gurgling sounds, which they interpret as enjoyment! The great advantage with this is that, it will, I am told, grow bigger, heavier and so dear friend from VEF, you will be able to increase your exercise weights without having to spend money!

April 5th, 2013, 07:08 PM	#14
rupertramjet R.I.P. Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Cloud cuckoo land Posts: 4,300 Thanks: 26,852 Thanked 54,117 Times in 4,288 Posts	Smelly Bundle Update You may recall that due to some excellent advice received on this Forum, I purchased a training manual, by a Ms Barbara Woodehouse, now the title caused some concern to my dog, who for some reason could not be found for several hours. However I attempted to use the first lesson in the book on the bundle, at the command 'sit' it just looked at me and made a strange noise, which I have been told is a laugh. The female Ramjets are not amused by my attempts and have in fact banned me from continuing the training methods, amidst many ohs and ahs directed at the bundle, and evil looks and you mean b##tard at me, which dear fellow members included words I had long assumed did not exist in the current Mrs R's vocabulary!

April 6th, 2013, 09:36 PM	#15
rupertramjet R.I.P. Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Cloud cuckoo land Posts: 4,300 Thanks: 26,852 Thanked 54,117 Times in 4,288 Posts	Smelly Bundle Update the bundle went to its first family party today, with the full escort of Ramjet females, I made my excuses and stayed at home, something to do with being a miserable old sod, in reality. To all intense and purposes it was welcomed by all but out shone by its older more mobile female cousin. The mark one, also at its first family do! However this seems to have met with the approval of the females. I apparently was missed as no one else was stupid enough to risk the united wrath, by cutting the bloody cake!

April 10th, 2013, 11:23 PM	#16
rupertramjet R.I.P. Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Cloud cuckoo land Posts: 4,300 Thanks: 26,852 Thanked 54,117 Times in 4,288 Posts	Smelly Bundle Update I have felt that the update was inappropriate because of the debate that has been going on for the last few days, however: Despite my attempts to gain some control over the thing, it still refuses to obey, basic commands. The training manual by Ms Woodhouse has disappeared, and when I mention it the dog disappears, probably eaten it. I offered to take the bundle to the Rugby club, where due to its size, I felt I could get it a game for the Colts on Sunday, this met with nasty comments from the females, and the coach pointed out, that it actually would help if it could walk.

April 12th, 2013, 12:05 AM	#17
rupertramjet R.I.P. Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Cloud cuckoo land Posts: 4,300 Thanks: 26,852 Thanked 54,117 Times in 4,288 Posts	Smelly Bundle Update It has now learnt to crawl. and pull itself up on the sofa, which proves disconcerting for the dog, who dreaming about chasing squirrels is suddenly awoken from her bliss by a small hand trying to pull her foot off! It has also developed the habit of escaping from the room in which it is normally kept by dragging itself out towards the kitchen, slowly I see my peace being eroded, infanticide grows daily more attractive, or perhaps the dog will think it has caught a squirrel next time and.....

April 13th, 2013, 10:49 PM	#20
rupertramjet R.I.P. Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Cloud cuckoo land Posts: 4,300 Thanks: 26,852 Thanked 54,117 Times in 4,288 Posts	Smelly Bundle Update! It is now sitting up, and has a huge array of expensive toys around it, all of which are ignored in preference to either an empty plastic bottle or an empty envelope or box. I am once again in the you know what for suggesting we go to Mothercare and ask if we can get the empty ones from the show items!