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January 18th, 2012, 10:09 AM
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Was messing around with google and certain truths just appeared.
 From the book of Please my Angel, Just Silence thy Tongue (and get me a sandwich) Knetic 1:1 Verse I: Women be not soiled upon, be it in soul or occupation, for thou art surely kind yet timid (else Knetic 1:1 Verse II be upon you.) Be not upset for reasons beyond those of mortal man, for man is a being based upon mere reason and logic. Yay I say unto thee, speak these words with the Gentlemans Relish they deserve. "Yes i'd love to." "Let me please you." "Would thou mind if I shut the fuck up?" "Would thou desire some food and drink?" These four simple and most wholesome phrases shall be your vocabulary, for it is within thee and said text thou will find thy calling unto man.  Last edited by Knetic; January 18th, 2012 at 11:28 AM.. |
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January 22nd, 2012, 02:07 PM
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Yes i know how the photo looks but please don`t be concerned.
 As both fell to their deaths  Finally a woman of warmth is discovered.  Of course the can of petrol and lighted match did help  |
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January 22nd, 2012, 03:08 PM
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January 30th, 2012, 04:31 PM
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March 30th, 2012, 02:26 PM
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March 30th, 2012, 02:35 PM
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Are these on this thread ?The Blonde Diary  & The Blonde Keyboard  |
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April 11th, 2012, 08:51 AM
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I can't believe that I've been here this long and forgotten to tell my favourite Women Joke Why do women wear Make-Up & Perfume ? Because they're ugly and they smell   * Indicates inclusion for balance under new UK Sexual harasment legislation and NIN feeling a bit bad every time he tells this one.., but it is good  .... and true |
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April 13th, 2012, 02:20 AM
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Men have no cellulite. Why ?
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April 21st, 2012, 02:12 PM
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April 25th, 2012, 03:54 PM
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True love at it`s finest.
 I bet she adores him purely for the fantastically unfit very wealthy man he is. Oh dear, i promised myself i wouldn't cry  |
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