Tell A Lie About A Fellow Member - Page 284

**ball7** · May 19th, 2018, 09:31 PM

Mr.Jokerman got fired from his job as rodeo clown. When he decided to go all Pennywise the dancing clown on the rodeo riders.

**Sir Honkers** · May 19th, 2018, 11:16 PM

Captain of the Praetorian Guard Maximus Pizzaori Estreeter and Praetors Joker and Hombre join forces with Aedile Palo to carry out a Palace Coup. They viciously hack the noble Chromax to death in the chambers beneath the imperial palace and cackling, scamper off to nail his marble 24 inches to the Forum Rostra.
Two thousand years later Classicist Mary Beard will say that the Emperor's horse was inconsolable.

chromax · May 20th, 2018, 08:15 AM

Hey Loosegoose, how did you know my complete name was Tiberius Chromax Caligula?
Actually Senator, my horse, was inconsolable. In a flash of intuition that beast understood there had been a conspiracy against my august majesty and its vengeance was horrible: one by one the conspirators were publicly and very painfully impaled by its 48 inches meaty gladius. Malicious historiographers assert that pain was followed by pleasure.

**palo5** · May 20th, 2018, 06:32 PM

Estreeter is a beautician and has many patents for dubious products. His latest is a lipstick called "homo-lips" that tastes and smells of gay sperm. Gays love it. He did the testing himself

**ball7** · May 20th, 2018, 07:07 PM

We all love Trailmaster.

**trailmaster** · May 20th, 2018, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ball7

We all love Trailmaster.

I don't think this is a lie. Most of you guys do love me, you just would never admit it

**Arturo2nd** · May 20th, 2018, 10:17 PM

We all love ball7.

chromax · May 20th, 2018, 11:05 PM

We all love Titsandpussy. Not a member, though.

**ball7** · May 21st, 2018, 03:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chromax

We all love Titsandpussy. Not a member, though.

Titsandpussy was Brecht's codename during the cold war. He saw a lot of action during that period.

**Arturo2nd** · May 21st, 2018, 03:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chromax

We all love Titsandpussy. Not a member, though.

Hopefully you've got a good grip on yours. Watch out for these threads.

http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/sho...&highlight=Gay

http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/sho...91&postcount=1

Is ball7 obsessed with the first one?

May 19th, 2018, 11:16 PM	#2832
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,418 Thanks: 287,352 Thanked 387,000 Times in 30,374 Posts	Captain of the Praetorian Guard Maximus Pizzaori Estreeter and Praetors Joker and Hombre join forces with Aedile Palo to carry out a Palace Coup. They viciously hack the noble Chromax to death in the chambers beneath the imperial palace and cackling, scamper off to nail his marble 24 inches to the Forum Rostra. Two thousand years later Classicist Mary Beard will say that the Emperor's horse was inconsolable. Last edited by Sir Honkers; May 19th, 2018 at 11:22 PM..

May 20th, 2018, 08:15 AM	#2833
chromax Blocked! Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 10,450 Thanks: 34,188 Thanked 260,239 Times in 10,448 Posts	Hey Loosegoose, how did you know my complete name was Tiberius Chromax Caligula? Actually Senator, my horse, was inconsolable. In a flash of intuition that beast understood there had been a conspiracy against my august majesty and its vengeance was horrible: one by one the conspirators were publicly and very painfully impaled by its 48 inches meaty gladius. Malicious historiographers assert that pain was followed by pleasure. Last edited by chromax; May 20th, 2018 at 08:24 AM..

May 19th, 2018, 09:31 PM	#2831
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,713 Thanks: 66,355 Thanked 210,205 Times in 15,753 Posts	Mr.Jokerman got fired from his job as rodeo clown. When he decided to go all Pennywise the dancing clown on the rodeo riders.

May 20th, 2018, 06:32 PM	#2834
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,661 Times in 16,567 Posts	Estreeter is a beautician and has many patents for dubious products. His latest is a lipstick called "homo-lips" that tastes and smells of gay sperm. Gays love it. He did the testing himself

May 20th, 2018, 07:07 PM	#2835
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,713 Thanks: 66,355 Thanked 210,205 Times in 15,753 Posts	We all love Trailmaster.

May 20th, 2018, 10:17 PM	#2837
Arturo2nd Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Oakland, California, United States. I have a beautful view of the BART tracks and I-980 Posts: 8,955 Thanks: 103,061 Thanked 151,624 Times in 8,946 Posts	We all love ball7.

May 20th, 2018, 11:05 PM	#2838
chromax Blocked! Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 10,450 Thanks: 34,188 Thanked 260,239 Times in 10,448 Posts	We all love Titsandpussy. Not a member, though.