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Old May 19th, 2018, 12:18 AM   #2821
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Estreeter has an inflatable Tony Abbott sexdoll. It can be programmed to say "Yeah Julia, harder, faster! Up my ass! Give it to me!" in six languages
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Old May 19th, 2018, 12:32 AM   #2822
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After 30 years of searching the New Jersey mob has finally found where Estreeter is. Estreeter's only recourse is to move in with palo5 because he knows members of the much stronger Russian Mafia who will leave all of the New Jersey "goodfellas" on meathooks!
There is a big "palo5's Italian Sausage" sale currently going on in Russian supermarkets and delicatessens.
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Old May 19th, 2018, 04:14 AM   #2823
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Estreeter introduced Trailmaster to the drug trade. He is now the "Pablo Escobar" of Alaska.
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Old May 19th, 2018, 12:02 PM   #2824
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As Prince Harry said yes to his Meghan, something died inside chromax.
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Old May 19th, 2018, 12:08 PM   #2825
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Estreeter introduced Trailmaster to the drug trade. He is now the "Pablo Escobar" of Alaska.
Correct but he's better known with his Inuit name there, Aknhjtfbgincdedsponk, which is easier to remember for the natives
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Old May 19th, 2018, 06:13 PM   #2826
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Estreeter introduced Trailmaster to the drug trade. He is now the "Pablo Escobar" of Alaska.
Does he have 27 words for snow?
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Old May 19th, 2018, 07:06 PM   #2827
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As Prince Harry said yes to his Meghan, something died inside chromax.
Not at all 'cause I know what Meghan really meant when she solemnly said "I will":
I will marry this goofy prince but my heart and mind and body and tits will always belong to Chromax, the awesome, sexually powerful and mighty Emperor of Rome.
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Old May 19th, 2018, 07:56 PM   #2828
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^What a load of bull.


Hertz is mentally ill, he really believes Trump wants to do his very best for America.
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Old May 19th, 2018, 08:17 PM   #2829
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Chromax is a Belgian footballer with unusual attributes. Fans sing about him

"24-inch penis" (about 40 seconds)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QGuoB-1rxg
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Chromax is a Belgian footballer with unusual attributes. Fans sing about him

"24-inch penis" (about 40 seconds)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QGuoB-1rxg

That was long time ago. Now, given my imperial status, it grows day by day, thicker than marble. If I happen to stop at the forums, some tired Romans use it to take a rest as if it was a bench.
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