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Before you decide be aware one choice is far heavier and a tad more pungent
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 )Carry , Sandhunter`s overnight luggage Or Jockstrap ?
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May 30th, 2018, 08:32 PM
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His luggage. Who knows what might be able to get under my skin before I can get to the hand sanitizer afterwards if I chose the other?
  Nasty jobs from the old days - be an old time lumberjack in the USA or a chimney sweep in Victorian London?
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May 30th, 2018, 08:43 PM
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I would love to be Dick Van Dyke - But I'll have to go with Michael Palin
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May 31st, 2018, 04:18 PM
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Camel toe!
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May 31st, 2018, 10:16 PM
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Randy Spears
Ice cream bars or snow cones? |
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June 1st, 2018, 12:54 AM
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Ice Cream Bars, especially the chocolate covered variety (the more calories the better)
BBQue: Pork or beef?
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June 1st, 2018, 04:11 AM
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BBQue: Pork or beef?[/QUOTE]
Beef all the way ,Beef ribs no contest You had sex with your Partners best friend....you know its going to come out..Admit or Deny?
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June 1st, 2018, 06:33 AM
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Although I`d do my best to keep it in for as long as possible
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 ) You spy a traffic warden about to write up a ticket for you , Fake an accent and start crying about the recent death of your pet Parrot Keith Or Knee him in the balls steal his write up pad and drive away ?
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June 1st, 2018, 12:25 PM
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Fake an accent and make up story of sick parrot(Chicago cops will gun you down for any reason and they always win in court)
  Watch Spike Lee's greatest movie: Do The Right Thing or a porn movie? |
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June 1st, 2018, 02:09 PM
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Please be aware failing to choose the latter will result in you being Twitter called a racist for the rest of the year
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) Chocolate , Milk Or Dark ?
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