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Old October 14th, 2017, 01:42 PM   #4881
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I live in Chicago, Illinois. Chicago does not use double decker buses like they have in England. The old style buses we had 50 years ago were regular buses with a single row of seats like what a typical school bus has. The new style of buses now have seats all over the place: in rows, on the sides, and up a level above stairs, and most buses are actually two buses connected together by an accordion-like metal device. Answer. I prefer the older buses from my youth.


For health reasons butter, coconut oil and/or hydrogenated vegetable oils(trans fat) has been removed from all cookies, candies, pastries and other sweet foods.
Do you think these things taste just as good as they did before or not?
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John Lennon Or George Harrison?
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