Whats the weirdest porn you seen? [Moved] - Page 2

vikefan · September 21st, 2007, 05:25 PM

A naked man and woman with Colonel Sanders masks on, chasing each other around the house with vacuum cleaners.

**gt60x** · September 21st, 2007, 05:44 PM

I remeber watching a video in the mid nineties with a girl and an Irish Wolf Hound.

Not very exciting to watch, but funny as hell watching the dog's expressions

anony_monster · September 22nd, 2007, 08:38 AM

oh just remembered
mila shegol
she made some wierd films
ass artist
where she paints by squirting paint out of her ass
and then the famous clip where after she is shagged in her ass and the guy comes
she pushes her ass-hole out and it is covered with his cum
then his cum rolls down onto her stomache

keenks2 · September 22nd, 2007, 10:21 AM

i'd say anytime you are priveledged with the vision of Ron Jeremy blowing himself and not foregoing your dinner.

yogsototh · September 22nd, 2007, 05:05 PM

Tht's why i like vintage porn, they tried almost everything

with some kind of fun ;D

**Jism Jim** · September 22nd, 2007, 06:37 PM

Weirdest porn I've seen was some sort of bukkake clip where the men didn't come on the woman's face, but in her eyes.
I fail to see the entertainment value of that.

Astatine · January 20th, 2008, 05:28 PM

How about Zoubap sucking himself off whilst watching a foursome at it, before repeating the job with the help of Agnes Ardant. All in French Satisfaction.

Loads of weird stuff in Animal Farm, but for me the oddest was some guy tossing himself off with a bluebottle under his foreskin.??!

minuteman35 · January 20th, 2008, 06:21 PM

Somebody gave me a DVD with Buck Angel - Mangina as the label. The video it contained starts off with a photographer clicking away at two women in a studio. It didn't take long to realise that the two women were transexuals, and after kissing each other goodbye, one of the transexuals leaves. The photographer then starts getting frisky with the remaining TS, who gets her cock out, but the snapper says he can do better than that and drops his trousers to reveal a pussy.

Turns out the guy is the Buck Angel of the title, who bills himself as The Man With A Pussy, and the TS screws him before he puts on a strapon to screw her. The DVD also contained a scene with Buck, Angela Summers and Ashlyn Gere (well that's what it said in the titles).

Not so much a disturbing, more a rather confusing experience, but it was rather like a car-crash where you couldn't take your eyes off it, even though you wanted to.

Anyway, I've just Googled him and found a picture, and it turns out he has his own website, and has done loads of pornos! I've hidden the preview for the link, 'cos I wouldn't want anybody seeing this without being prepared for it.

http://img169.imagevenue.com/img.php..._123_615lo.jpg

RoeDox · January 20th, 2008, 08:46 PM

A guy fucking a woman in a kitchen, covering her with dead fish and octopus before doing so.

A transsexual in a cage, Pjotr Stanislas dangling his cock through the top of it, getting sucked by the TS before pissing on her.

An orgy where everyone covered each other in tinned spaghetti.

Another Pjotr Stanislas movie (Color Sex) where the women put paint on their bits and made "art" on canvases, then Pjotr painted a picture using his cock as a brush.

A guy getting rogered by a dog.

Rob427 · January 24th, 2008, 12:42 AM

I saw a movie with two hermaphrodites who managed to simultaneously penetrate each other, it wasn't very erotic but was good for curiosity value.

September 21st, 2007, 05:25 PM	#11
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September 21st, 2007, 05:44 PM	#12
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September 22nd, 2007, 08:38 AM	#13
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September 22nd, 2007, 10:21 AM	#14
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September 22nd, 2007, 05:05 PM	#15
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January 20th, 2008, 05:28 PM	#17
Astatine Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Where foreplay is taking your socks off Posts: 193 Thanks: 211 Thanked 1,840 Times in 179 Posts	weirdest... How about Zoubap sucking himself off whilst watching a foursome at it, before repeating the job with the help of Agnes Ardant. All in French Satisfaction. Loads of weird stuff in Animal Farm, but for me the oddest was some guy tossing himself off with a bluebottle under his foreskin.??!

January 20th, 2008, 06:21 PM	#18
minuteman35 Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 94 Thanks: 42 Thanked 4,977 Times in 91 Posts	Buck Angel Somebody gave me a DVD with Buck Angel - Mangina as the label. The video it contained starts off with a photographer clicking away at two women in a studio. It didn't take long to realise that the two women were transexuals, and after kissing each other goodbye, one of the transexuals leaves. The photographer then starts getting frisky with the remaining TS, who gets her cock out, but the snapper says he can do better than that and drops his trousers to reveal a pussy. Turns out the guy is the Buck Angel of the title, who bills himself as The Man With A Pussy, and the TS screws him before he puts on a strapon to screw her. The DVD also contained a scene with Buck, Angela Summers and Ashlyn Gere (well that's what it said in the titles). Not so much a disturbing, more a rather confusing experience, but it was rather like a car-crash where you couldn't take your eyes off it, even though you wanted to. Anyway, I've just Googled him and found a picture, and it turns out he has his own website, and has done loads of pornos! I've hidden the preview for the link, 'cos I wouldn't want anybody seeing this without being prepared for it. http://img169.imagevenue.com/img.php..._123_615lo.jpg __________________ And I said "God damn it, daddy!!! You know I love you..... But you got a hell of a lot to learn about rock and roll!!!!!" Jim Steinman - Love And Death And An American Guitar

January 20th, 2008, 08:46 PM	#19
RoeDox Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 14 Thanks: 69 Thanked 83 Times in 13 Posts	A guy fucking a woman in a kitchen, covering her with dead fish and octopus before doing so. A transsexual in a cage, Pjotr Stanislas dangling his cock through the top of it, getting sucked by the TS before pissing on her. An orgy where everyone covered each other in tinned spaghetti. Another Pjotr Stanislas movie (Color Sex) where the women put paint on their bits and made "art" on canvases, then Pjotr painted a picture using his cock as a brush. A guy getting rogered by a dog.

January 24th, 2008, 12:42 AM	#20
Rob427 Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 47 Thanks: 38,230 Thanked 407 Times in 45 Posts	I saw a movie with two hermaphrodites who managed to simultaneously penetrate each other, it wasn't very erotic but was good for curiosity value.