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**sohtatexas** · October 1st, 2008, 09:49 AM

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**sohtatexas** · October 1st, 2008, 10:06 AM

rattlerman · October 4th, 2008, 01:57 PM

The movie Innocent Blood has one sexy vampire in it. Directed by John Landis (it's not one of his best ). Anne Parillaud is the vampire with a 'taste for italian' who goes after mafia gangsters. R rated in the US due the large amount of nudity

Can't find any caps from the film, but here is a link to the trailer.

http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi3803054361/

**sohtatexas** · October 22nd, 2008, 07:29 AM

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**szalay** · October 28th, 2008, 04:42 PM

**sohtatexas** · November 15th, 2008, 06:38 AM

" ~ Don't stand, don't stand so, Don't stand so close to me ~ "

....lovely, Evie Delatosso as vampire.....

**rotobott** · November 15th, 2008, 09:08 AM

Couple of scenes from The Female Vampire.

Bed post pleasure.

http://rapidshare.com/files/163948710/lrbpp.rar

Mind control.

http://rapidshare.com/files/163952716/lrmc.rar

Oh no,this is the funnies thread.

Three female vampires bumped into each other in the woods one day. One was a hundred years old (that's pretty young for a vampire), another was a thousand years old and the last one was an ancient vampire, nearly ten thousand years old. Eager to impress her fellow vampires, the youngest one swooped off and in a flash she was back, grinning, blood dripping down her fangs.

"See that village over there? I've killed every single villager," she proudly announced.

Unimpressed, the thousand year old vampire swooped off and in a flash she was back, this time her whole mouth bloody.

"That was nothing. You see that town over there? I've killed every single person in that town," she smirked.

Without a word, the ancient vampire swooped off and faster than a flash, she returned her whole face bloodied. It was the bloodiest sight both vampires had ever seen in their life. Awed, they waited silently for the ancient one to speak.

"See that tree over there? I didn't."

**Futuro** · November 16th, 2008, 04:28 PM

Great thread !!! Hey, It`s almost perfect here in Finland for vampires,dark,dark,dark,cold,cold,cold. At summer we don`t have ANY darkness, so if you`re a part-time female-vampire welcome to Finland, there`s still plenty of room in my dark attic ,so summer is no problem! (For reasonable prices!!!)

**sohtatexas** · November 18th, 2008, 01:38 PM

nice post Futuro! my friend!

.......now, I'll show you what I already know......

**Futuro** · November 18th, 2008, 02:14 PM

Maybe this is off-topic, but as this is "funnies" section, it may not disturb anyone. Since I found this thread the very FIRST thing I thought was Mistress Rhiannon. For me, she`s some kind of post-millenium Lolo Ferrariesque,plastic Frankenstein with cannonballs, I run to opposite direction, fast! So, this is some kind of therapeutic post:

And DO NOT ask more, I don`t have more and I don`t want more! I keep these four to remind me of brutal nature of human life if I start to feel too good and thinking that Demis Roussos is a good singer.

November 15th, 2008, 09:08 AM	#17
rotobott Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 32,104 Thanks: 174,772 Thanked 634,560 Times in 31,425 Posts	Lena Romay. Couple of scenes from The Female Vampire. Bed post pleasure. http://rapidshare.com/files/163948710/lrbpp.rar Mind control. http://rapidshare.com/files/163952716/lrmc.rar Oh no,this is the funnies thread. Three female vampires bumped into each other in the woods one day. One was a hundred years old (that's pretty young for a vampire), another was a thousand years old and the last one was an ancient vampire, nearly ten thousand years old. Eager to impress her fellow vampires, the youngest one swooped off and in a flash she was back, grinning, blood dripping down her fangs. "See that village over there? I've killed every single villager," she proudly announced. Unimpressed, the thousand year old vampire swooped off and in a flash she was back, this time her whole mouth bloody. "That was nothing. You see that town over there? I've killed every single person in that town," she smirked. Without a word, the ancient vampire swooped off and faster than a flash, she returned her whole face bloodied. It was the bloodiest sight both vampires had ever seen in their life. Awed, they waited silently for the ancient one to speak. "See that tree over there? I didn't."

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rattlerman Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 28 Thanks: 201 Thanked 202 Times in 26 Posts	The movie Innocent Blood has one sexy vampire in it. Directed by John Landis (it's not one of his best ). Anne Parillaud is the vampire with a 'taste for italian' who goes after mafia gangsters. R rated in the US due the large amount of nudity Can't find any caps from the film, but here is a link to the trailer. http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi3803054361/

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sohtatexas Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 1,326 Thanks: 12,440 Thanked 61,901 Times in 1,608 Posts	" ~ Don't stand, don't stand so, Don't stand so close to me ~ " ....lovely, Evie Delatosso as vampire.....

November 16th, 2008, 04:28 PM	#18
Futuro Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: F1nland Posts: 1,791 Thanks: 12,113 Thanked 36,664 Times in 1,899 Posts	Great thread !!! Hey, It`s almost perfect here in Finland for vampires,dark,dark,dark,cold,cold,cold. At summer we don`t have ANY darkness, so if you`re a part-time female-vampire welcome to Finland, there`s still plenty of room in my dark attic ,so summer is no problem! (For reasonable prices!!!)

November 18th, 2008, 01:38 PM	#19
sohtatexas Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 1,326 Thanks: 12,440 Thanked 61,901 Times in 1,608 Posts	nice post Futuro! my friend! .......now, I'll show you what I already know......

November 18th, 2008, 02:14 PM	#20
Futuro Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: F1nland Posts: 1,791 Thanks: 12,113 Thanked 36,664 Times in 1,899 Posts	Maybe this is off-topic, but as this is "funnies" section, it may not disturb anyone. Since I found this thread the very FIRST thing I thought was Mistress Rhiannon. For me, she`s some kind of post-millenium Lolo Ferrariesque,plastic Frankenstein with cannonballs, I run to opposite direction, fast! So, this is some kind of therapeutic post: And DO NOT ask more, I don`t have more and I don`t want more! I keep these four to remind me of brutal nature of human life if I start to feel too good and thinking that Demis Roussos is a good singer.