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August 31st, 2014, 12:40 PM
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I would live my life over again, especially with a little foreknowledge.
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I can't even imagine how I'd get into either position
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I'll take the two minutes, as part of that time would be with my eye's closed just from blinking. Or would it be a Clockwork Orange type scenario?  But it would have to be with the understanding that during the two minutes she can not speak. It's her voice and personality that have always set me on edge. If I was forced to do the latter of your choices, I'm afraid that violence would ensue. |
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Reminds me of a drinking game I used to play in college called "How many beers would it take..." Well, a conversation might not be so bad.  I say that because I just bought a six-pack of IPA at a discounted rate! Might come in handy later! Maybe consider this one: Would you rather have a terrible relationship with awesome sex -- or -- have a great relationship with terrible sex???
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