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April 19th, 2019, 05:37 PM	#331
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	Enabling the stealing of Mal`s wallet to become that much easier Hold me tighter __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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April 19th, 2019, 05:40 PM	#332
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,144 Thanks: 772,754 Thanked 855,844 Times in 57,575 Posts	That's not a pocket....I didn't say stop... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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April 19th, 2019, 11:03 PM	#333
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,354 Thanks: 286,908 Thanked 386,317 Times in 30,311 Posts	But I didn't eat the pate.

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April 27th, 2019, 05:12 AM	#334
Nilpy Member Join Date: Dec 2017 Posts: 26 Thanks: 4 Thanked 183 Times in 25 Posts	Spike Milligan has "I told you I was ill", probably the best, self-penned, epitaph ever. I would go with: "Don't just stand there, grab a shovel"

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May 4th, 2019, 01:19 PM	#335
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,268 Thanks: 42,361 Thanked 60,787 Times in 7,482 Posts	I hope what is killing me is contagious and only those who press the thanks button will be immune

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June 28th, 2019, 06:19 PM	#336
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	Jeez you`d think an eighteen year old Thai Bride I married twelve years ago , could at least realise when was expecting her to lie ! "Court convictions aside , am I a Pedophile ?" __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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June 29th, 2019, 10:48 AM	#337
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February 26th, 2020, 05:22 PM	#338
CallMeMaybe Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2019 Location: Canada Posts: 3,505 Thanks: 14,708 Thanked 42,508 Times in 3,508 Posts	Famous Last Words... Hang on, I think I can outrun them!

February 26th, 2020, 06:04 PM	#339
alucard007 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Canada in a tomb with my fleshlight and VE Buffy Davis Magazine Scans Posts: 277 Thanks: 5,219 Thanked 3,038 Times in 271 Posts	"One Last Drink, Please" Jack Daniels before he died of blood poisoning in 1910 after kicking a safe and getting his big toe injured and infected.

February 26th, 2020, 06:12 PM	#340
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,144 Thanks: 772,754 Thanked 855,844 Times in 57,575 Posts	"Hurrah boys, We've got them " George Armstrong Custer __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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