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Old April 18th, 2019, 05:29 PM   #4471
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It seems that Bruce The Boss recently declared: "I guess the only living real man in the world is not Estreeter, he's palo5".
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Old April 18th, 2019, 05:47 PM   #4472
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Arturo2nd is a former Kommissar with the US Secret Police (FBI). He locked someone up for 17 years without trial because the guy was once in a toilet next to bin Laden
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Old April 18th, 2019, 06:01 PM   #4473
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Old April 18th, 2019, 11:08 PM   #4474
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Jokerman is a people-smuggler. He makes $1m a month moving people to UK. And his enforcers, including the ruthless Chicago trailmaster gang, make sure he gets 50% of their wages after they start slave work
True. And at the moment I am also in negotiations with the ruthless Siberian Palo5 gang of people smugglers to open up a new route to America with the ruthless Chigago Trailmaster gang.
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Old April 19th, 2019, 06:07 AM   #4475
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Pure truth. My trainer is palo5, a longtime experienced Siberian-Turkish seven-veils dancer.
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Old April 19th, 2019, 09:25 AM   #4476
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Old April 19th, 2019, 03:52 PM   #4477
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He was. Now they call him Justine
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Old April 19th, 2019, 10:19 PM   #4478
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He was. Now they call him Justine
And Chromax. Is Chromaxine.
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Old April 21st, 2019, 05:01 PM   #4479
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Estreeter once published a work of Shakespeare's on his website and claimed he wrote it. He figured that because Shakespeare was English, but he was publishing in AUS, no one would know
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