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Old November 20th, 2016, 12:58 PM   #3211
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Wasnt she a DC super Hero??????
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I wonder if she regrets doing those bestiality sessions now...
I bet the animal wasn't too happy at all
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Old November 20th, 2016, 03:26 PM   #3212
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Hmmm, good enuff
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Old November 20th, 2016, 09:50 PM   #3213
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I bought a Christmas tree today and the assistant asked me,"Will you be putting that up yourself"?

"No,you sick fuck",I replied,"I will be putting it in my living room"!!!
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Old November 21st, 2016, 11:14 AM   #3214
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If a psychiatrist were to view the posts on this thread he might conclude that the members who made the posts were insane, and maybe the entire membership of almost 515,000 members are all nuts. "Nurse call headquarters and order 515,000 straitjackets." "Doctor, the nurse replies there are not those many jackets in all the world. Besides where do all these people live." "Yea, that's a problem. They're all over the world , but with no addresses." "But we have to get all these loons out of here. They have to be locked up somewhere. The security of the world depends on it." "If only Bunga-Bunga-Island had not been destroyed." The nurse says. "What's that?" Doctor replies "Well, that is another story. Darn."
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Old November 21st, 2016, 11:19 AM   #3215
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If a psychiatrist were to view the posts on this thread he might conclude that the members who made the posts were insane, and maybe the entire membership of almost 515,000 members are all nuts. "Nurse call headquarters and order 515,000 straitjackets." "Doctor, the nurse replies there are not those many jackets in all the world. Besides where do all these people live." "Yea, that's a problem. They're all over the world , but with no addresses." "But we have to get all these loons out of here. They have to be locked up somewhere. The security of the world depends on it." "If only Bunga-Bunga-Island had not been destroyed." The nurse says. "What's that?" Doctor replies "Well, that is another story. Darn."
But we notice that it still doesn't keep you away from it!
Room for one more!
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Old November 21st, 2016, 12:00 PM   #3216
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If a psychiatrist were to view the posts on this thread he might conclude that the members who made the posts were insane, and maybe the entire membership of almost 515,000 members are all nuts.
For me, it's the last bastion of sanity.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have windows to lick.
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Old November 21st, 2016, 12:22 PM   #3217
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10 more posts to 3,000. This in less than 1 year. It's only because early last December when I first started to post I did something that no other member had done for years. That was to go way back to the beginning of the General News and Discussion threads, back to thread number one. I did that because I wanted to see what threads were like when VEF first started. Many of the old threads are quite good. 2500 threads later I finished GND, and moved to the Funnies section. By then I had advanced from junior member to Vintage member. Then my posting really sped up because I finally with the help of some members and mods learned how to post photos, add text, copy links, embed links and some other tricks, that most members learned how to do when they were kids. Then in June I get this PM saying that I have been elevated to Veteran status.
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Old November 21st, 2016, 12:49 PM   #3218
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It's only because early last December when I first started to post I did something that no other member had done for years. That was to go way back to the beginning of the General News and Discussion threads, back to thread number one.

I did that in early 2009 and worked my way forward
As had to check all the threads
Gawd , ended up having to trash thousands of unwanted , off topic and down right offensive posts.
Uggggh removed so many.
Five of which that weren't even Greenmans
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Old November 21st, 2016, 09:46 PM   #3219
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Another milestone has been reached by trailmaster. 3,000 posts in less than one year. Let's see if I can beat that for next year.
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Another milestone has been reached by trailmaster. 3,000 posts in less than one year. Let's see if I can beat that for next year.
How can you afford all those stamps?
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