What annoys you the most ? - Page 501

**Sir Honkers** · December 13th, 2012, 09:46 AM

that, no matter how upmarket the cafe, or how many flavours they have, of how snooty the barista is, you will never ever ever find a cup of coffee that tastes as good as it smells.

**cuzzyman927** · December 13th, 2012, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loosegoose

... you will never ever ever find a cup of coffee that tastes as good as it smells.

That's remarkable, I've had that same experience with some pussies that I have encountered in past years!

**Wendigo** · December 22nd, 2012, 12:07 PM

Currently the search option on Sky TV.

It's almost always unavailable and when it does work it's slow and you often only get partial results.
It's so bad I have to search on-line for the times and channels and then go to my planner and press record

**Devius** · December 25th, 2012, 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wendigo

Currently the search option on Sky TV.

It's almost always unavailable and when it does work it's slow and you often only get partial results.
It's so bad I have to search on-line for the times and channels and then go to my planner and press record

Add to that Sky doing a "Coca-Cola" with their 'Santa' ads....

I'd like to think the great man himself has better things to do than watch Sky Sports....

(Happy Xmas anyway)

**billybunter** · December 25th, 2012, 10:18 AM

youtube. They keep changing the home page for no bloody reason.

MaxJoker · December 25th, 2012, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by billybunter

youtube. They keep changing the home page for no bloody reason.

Oh they have a reason.

To piss you off

Anyway,

What annoys me are hot women who go with deformed hog ugly guys just because they`re unjustly loaded with cash they never earned

I mean why can`t hot women choose a man simply for his startling great looks , right

Because for one thing is they did all us forum members , well, we`d be knee deep in pouting pussy

**cuzzyman927** · December 25th, 2012, 05:35 PM

I've gotta say that some of the products that some "inventive desperadoes" dream up never ceases to amaze me -- and secondly how the commercial writers insult the viewing public's intelligence with laughable, idiotic commercials describing and demonstrating the product's use and why everyone needs to have one!

I recently saw this commercial for some new product called the "Ear Vac", or something to that effect. This new "miracle breakthrough" is supposed to gently suck the wax and dirt out of one's ears more efficiently and less dangerously than using a Q-Tip.

The laughable part of the commercial is where it shows some moron cleaning his ear the "old-fashioned" way using a Q-Tip, when all of a sudden he lets out a horrendous yell like someone had just cut off his arm with a power saw!

Granted, one should use caution, and some common sense, when using a Q-Tip to clean one's ear -- and by the same token should be smart enough to know that one does not/should not shove it in there so hard and with such force as to practically have it come out of the other ear!

Its amazing, and I don't know how, we ever got by for so long without this ear vac!

banquomerc · December 25th, 2012, 05:59 PM

Here in the midwest recently, a new ad came out for a fake parakeet because the live ones are so pesky and sing and poop so you have to clean. My family and I thought it might be a skit or parody of those infomercials, but for $19.99 and by midnight tonight, you can have a plastic bird with a plastic sheen to it and it will never die or shed feathers...

MaxJoker · December 26th, 2012, 09:18 AM

Formerly nationally owned now private utility companies charging a fortune while still getting subsidised

Tens of millions a week flowing one way to a rancid corrupt overseas union we`re supposedly not even a member of and yet who`s laws we`re all told to obey

Rate fixing family crushing crooked banks and their insidious nation destroying stock market partners in crime

Expensive food filling our shelves fit to bursting , a third of which is then binned at the end of the day while those who grew it starve

Food grown in most cases more and more under orders and the ever watchful cold eyes of a bio-weapons conglomerate responsible for the cause of most cancers along with the products to try and combat it

I could go on

As it is and stands right now we , our friends and any family or children we might have or know are all speeding towards oblivion
For one reason only
The majorities lack of interest
Because unless there`s a knife pressing against each individual`s throat they don`t and won`t care
No let the earth turn toxic, the water dry up and the air choke
Just keep spoon feeding us distractions, let us live in a dream world where somebody else is going to sort out the problems
As it`s not like the condition of the world around them is their responsibility.
Right
Too much effort to take to the street , protest and keep protesting.
Right
Yet those self same fcukers can gather in their hundreds of thousands to try and nab a
" Bargain"

Rather than gathering outside this cnuts gaff and stamping his face into mush

Hunting this signing off on death passive butchering bystander then pouring molten gold down his throat

Or capturing this inhuman monstrosity. Removing it`s eye lids, and making it watch it`s entire subhuman family sit in a room full of high grade depleted uranium until their skin begins to bubble

I could go on

Oh and the above is before i`ve even had a beer

In case you were wondering why i was so restrained

Happy boxing day everybody

**billybunter** · December 26th, 2012, 12:14 PM

People are sheeple. Monsanto and GM crops worry me and annoy me. They are dangerous especially to kids. Fluoride is a poison yet the US water supply is pumped full of it. First people to put into water were the nazis, and they were not doing it for health benefits. Thank god the water here is pure.

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December 25th, 2012, 10:18 AM	#5005
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,372 Times in 14,171 Posts	youtube. They keep changing the home page for no bloody reason. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	What annoys you the most ? Formerly nationally owned now private utility companies charging a fortune while still getting subsidised Tens of millions a week flowing one way to a rancid corrupt overseas union we`re supposedly not even a member of and yet who`s laws we`re all told to obey Rate fixing family crushing crooked banks and their insidious nation destroying stock market partners in crime Expensive food filling our shelves fit to bursting , a third of which is then binned at the end of the day while those who grew it starve Food grown in most cases more and more under orders and the ever watchful cold eyes of a bio-weapons conglomerate responsible for the cause of most cancers along with the products to try and combat it I could go on As it is and stands right now we , our friends and any family or children we might have or know are all speeding towards oblivion For one reason only The majorities lack of interest Because unless there`s a knife pressing against each individual`s throat they don`t and won`t care No let the earth turn toxic, the water dry up and the air choke Just keep spoon feeding us distractions, let us live in a dream world where somebody else is going to sort out the problems As it`s not like the condition of the world around them is their responsibility. Right Too much effort to take to the street , protest and keep protesting. Right Yet those self same fcukers can gather in their hundreds of thousands to try and nab a " Bargain" Rather than gathering outside this cnuts gaff and stamping his face into mush Hunting this signing off on death passive butchering bystander then pouring molten gold down his throat Or capturing this inhuman monstrosity. Removing it`s eye lids, and making it watch it`s entire subhuman family sit in a room full of high grade depleted uranium until their skin begins to bubble I could go on Oh and the above is before i`ve even had a beer In case you were wondering why i was so restrained Happy boxing day everybody __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,372 Times in 14,171 Posts	People are sheeple. Monsanto and GM crops worry me and annoy me. They are dangerous especially to kids. Fluoride is a poison yet the US water supply is pumped full of it. First people to put into water were the nazis, and they were not doing it for health benefits. Thank god the water here is pure. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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December 13th, 2012, 09:46 AM	#5001
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,335 Thanks: 286,762 Thanked 386,089 Times in 30,291 Posts	that, no matter how upmarket the cafe, or how many flavours they have, of how snooty the barista is, you will never ever ever find a cup of coffee that tastes as good as it smells.

December 22nd, 2012, 12:07 PM	#5003
Wendigo Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Blighty Posts: 113,748 Thanks: 259,843 Thanked 1,139,091 Times in 113,870 Posts	Currently the search option on Sky TV. It's almost always unavailable and when it does work it's slow and you often only get partial results. It's so bad I have to search on-line for the times and channels and then go to my planner and press record

December 25th, 2012, 05:35 PM	#5007
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,362 Times in 36,682 Posts	I've gotta say that some of the products that some "inventive desperadoes" dream up never ceases to amaze me -- and secondly how the commercial writers insult the viewing public's intelligence with laughable, idiotic commercials describing and demonstrating the product's use and why everyone needs to have one! I recently saw this commercial for some new product called the "Ear Vac", or something to that effect. This new "miracle breakthrough" is supposed to gently suck the wax and dirt out of one's ears more efficiently and less dangerously than using a Q-Tip. The laughable part of the commercial is where it shows some moron cleaning his ear the "old-fashioned" way using a Q-Tip, when all of a sudden he lets out a horrendous yell like someone had just cut off his arm with a power saw! Granted, one should use caution, and some common sense, when using a Q-Tip to clean one's ear -- and by the same token should be smart enough to know that one does not/should not shove it in there so hard and with such force as to practically have it come out of the other ear! Its amazing, and I don't know how, we ever got by for so long without this ear vac!

December 25th, 2012, 05:59 PM	#5008
banquomerc Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 439 Thanks: 12,924 Thanked 3,000 Times in 408 Posts	Here in the midwest recently, a new ad came out for a fake parakeet because the live ones are so pesky and sing and poop so you have to clean. My family and I thought it might be a skit or parody of those infomercials, but for $19.99 and by midnight tonight, you can have a plastic bird with a plastic sheen to it and it will never die or shed feathers...