What if you lived in Australia? - Page 1374

**trailmaster** · April 25th, 2024, 11:44 AM

Kevin here. New for Australia is roasted cicada meat as a topping for pizza. Now in select restaurants you may ask for roasted or baked cicada meat as a topping for your pizza. Available in Queensland, and Victoria!

There is no way that any respectable American would have that nasty bug meat on a pizza! Yuuuuuch.

**BlueArsedFly** · April 25th, 2024, 10:10 PM

You should see what else we put on a pizza.

**Sir Honkers** · April 25th, 2024, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by BlueArsedFly

You should see what else we put on a pizza.

Pineapple is the difference between pizza and gourmet pizza. Well that and on a BBQ sauce base.

**trailmaster** · April 26th, 2024, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Sir Honkers

Pineapple is the difference between pizza and gourmet pizza. Well that and on a BBQ sauce base.

Putting pineapple and BBQ sauce on a pizza turns it into Junk!pizza, or just an awful mess. Typical of you backward aussies!

**Sir Honkers** · April 26th, 2024, 11:50 PM

If Australia was ever going to have a civil war.

**BlueArsedFly** · April 27th, 2024, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Sir Honkers

If Australia was ever going to have a civil war.

Potato fritter.

**Sir Honkers** · May 9th, 2024, 03:16 AM

ManfredM · May 9th, 2024, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Roubignol

I'd investigate to know if the beautiful Playmate Anna Clark is still there in the bush.

I'd like to be down deep in Playmate Anna Clark's nice bush...

**Sir Honkers** · May 11th, 2024, 03:43 AM

You've heard of Elf On A Shelf...well this is how we do it.

antiope · May 16th, 2024, 12:55 PM

Eating pineapple pizza and drinking from a shoe are far less terrible practices than those of my distant Melanesian origins, who liked to feed off the contact of their neighbours.
Come to think of it, my ancestors may have tasted a few Australian specialities.

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trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 60,178 Thanks: 1,332,125 Thanked 710,905 Times in 60,352 Posts	Kevin here. New for Australia is roasted cicada meat as a topping for pizza. Now in select restaurants you may ask for roasted or baked cicada meat as a topping for your pizza. Available in Queensland, and Victoria! There is no way that any respectable American would have that nasty bug meat on a pizza! Yuuuuuch.

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