What annoys you the most ?

[vo1v0d]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

What annoys me the most ?

Being threatened with an "or else" tagged on the end
Hate it when she don't specify what the "or else" consequence might be

I was just given a kiss on the cheek with a good night followed by a , You better be clean shaven by the morning or else guess I'll just claim I had no sharp razor left

Females

Easy there big fella You dont want a no shaving war if she is one of those bloody minded delights. Legs and pits hairy and you the only one that Knows The amount of upkeep and maintenance that goes on behind that bathroom door would shock you, and even more if she stopped.
ps. those ladies razors make the shit we buy seem like rusty lawnmower blades

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by judy84

In my particular case it's toilet rolls. Someone has obviously come up with the idea of making them narrower to save paper.

Change brands for an ultra soft 4 ply, I recommend Quilton if it's available in England My ass knows it's stuff and it agrees

Originally Posted by vo1v0d

Easy there big fella

End result, nothing happened apart from being labeled a lazy pig

[Roubignol]

Originally Posted by judy84

One thing that has really annoyed me the last few weeks....and I maybe should be on the communism thread here...is Capitalist B*stards.



I can just imagine these super whizkids sat round a conference table brainstorming.



In my particular case it's toilet rolls. Someone has obviously come up with the idea of making them narrower to save paper. We haven't changed brands but I'm sure the paper is about an inch less in width.


Some cynical members may suggest that my bum is getting bigger but that is not the problem (not true anyway )....it is the action area, the width of the crack so to speak.

It may be that I can change my technique and fold the paper differently before using it, but why should I change the habits of a lifetime?


I end up using more paper per sitting....maybe that is their idea? I bet it isn't to save the planet by using less trees. Mind you I'm sure this complaint doesn't worry some of the true environmentalists on this forum. (not mentioning any letters )

I'm not kidding.
Take one piece of your toilet paper to take away the most.
Then clean the details with your showerhead using full pressure.
(Install an appropriated waterjet if you can.)
Then take one new piece of paper to be sure that your line is clean.

Then dry your clean bottom and do not forget to clean your hands with soap.

Just this morning I've listened a French doctor explaining that at least 50% of the people do not wash their hands after having let their excrement in the toilets.
Then they impose to us to shake their dirty hands.

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by xyzde69

I'm not kidding.
Take one piece of your toilet paper to take away the most.
Then clean the details with your showerhead using full pressure.
(Install an appropriated waterjet if you can.)
Then take one new piece of paper to be sure that your line is clean.

Anyone else want to be a guest at Casa De xyzde69 and use his shower

See, that's a waste of water, you still have to flush the dunny and yet you want to clean your butt with it

[Roubignol]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Anyone else want to be a guest at Casa De xyzde69 and use his shower

See, that's a waste of water, you still have to flush the dunny and yet you want to clean your butt with it

So what do you recommend?
Not cleaning his butt at all? No toilet paper, no water.
It's how do you practice yourself?

What is the most environmentally bad? Using water or producing and throwing toilet paper.

BTW... since three years I make compost of my excrements.
I've got the same diet as a cow.

[judy84]

Originally Posted by xyzde69

I'm not kidding.
Take one piece of your toilet paper to take away the most.
Then clean the details with your showerhead using full pressure.
(Install an appropriated waterjet if you can.)
Then take one new piece of paper to be sure that your line is clean.

Then dry your clean bottom and do not forget to clean your hands with soap.

Just this morning I've listened a French doctor explaining that at least 50% of the people do not wash their hands after having let their excrement in the toilets.
Then they impose to us to shake their dirty hands.

I've seen pics of ladies pleasuring themselves using the spray from showerheads on their nether regions, however I would get no pleasure spraying water up my butt. In addition since I have a limited shower area, the fallout from stray splashback would be very unhygienic I fear.


I think I already get enough composting in my garden from my 2 cats digging their little poop graves.

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Change brands for an ultra soft 4 ply, I recommend Quilton if it's available in England My ass knows it's stuff and it agrees

Thank-you for your recommendation, I greatly value your opinion. I will ask the wife to look out for it (she has only heard of Quilted ) ...seeing as you reckon it's the biz

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by xyzde69

So what do you recommend?
Not cleaning his butt at all? No toilet paper, no water.
It's how do you practice yourself?

What is the most environmentally bad? Using water or producing and throwing toilet paper.

BTW... since three years I make compost of my excrements.
I've got the same diet as a cow.

For your info, water is the worlds most precious resource,
I think most of the developed world has access to toilet paper

Take it from me, my old farm didn't have town water and had my own supply, 3x66,000 litre tanks. During our 14 year drought I got as low as 5% left, you learn fast how to conserve water ....... You city socialists don't know shit about what it's like to conserve if you really had to. The amout of water that goes into making a few extra sheets dunny roll would not equal to the few litres you waste on your ass.

[sandhunter]

Originally Posted by xyzde69

So what do you recommend?
Not cleaning his butt at all? No toilet paper, no water.
It's how do you practice yourself?

What is the most environmentally bad? Using water or producing and throwing toilet paper.

BTW... since three years I make compost of my excrements.
I've got the same diet as a cow.

I'm annoyed that a good environmentalist like you didn't suggest corn cobs , just like our ancestors and I bet you pee in your shower , so why even have a toilet ? then you could save all those trees by not using toilet paper

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by sandhunter

I'm annoyed that a good environmentalist like you didn't suggest corn cobs , just like our ancestors and I bet you pee in your shower , so why even have a toilet ? then you could save all those trees by not using toilet paper

How about just using a communal hole in the ground and charge a shitting tax like any leftist would

Originally Posted by judy84

Thank-you for your recommendation, I greatly value your opinion. I will ask the wife to look out for it (she has only heard of Quilted ) ...seeing as you reckon it's the biz

You're welcome, and if you can't trust a friendly VEF mod for vital advise like that, who can you trust ???

[Grouchy]

Gentlemen please......
Several posts on the vagaries of the best way to wipe or wash your arse?

Despite this being an "adult " forum does anyone else agree that enough is enough? The discussion of intimate details is one thing but I feel this is stretching the limits of decency - especially between men :-))

Perhaps I could - respectfully - suggest that those who wish to participate in further pontifications about how to remove bodily waste from ones nether regions take it to PM?
Please....??