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December 30th, 2018, 06:36 PM | #14151 |
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@ConanOBrien Well, we can all agree on one thing: 2018 was the year that is the most recent.
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December 30th, 2018, 11:59 PM | #14152 |
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I'm fussy about my toilet paper and I try many different brands. The supermarket has insisted though that I pay for them and take them home first.
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My insurance company has just quoted me 10 grand a year to insure my DeLorean.
I told them I only drive it from time to time.
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December 31st, 2018, 11:24 PM | #14154 |
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I know a supermarket that refused me a refund.
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December 31st, 2018, 11:27 PM | #14155 |
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So I hear Cluedo are introducing a Black character....
So all we need to do now is find the murder weapon and the room. |
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December 31st, 2018, 11:41 PM | #14156 |
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January 1st, 2019, 02:00 PM | #14157 |
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When the man heard that his mother in-law had crashed and died on the spot, he started to cry like crazy. One of the man's friends asked him what had happened, to which he responded. "My mother in-law has crashed and died on the spot, in MY NEW CAR!"
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January 2nd, 2019, 03:12 AM | #14158 |
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The girls in the seventh grade were preparing for confirmation. If any of you have touched a penis, then you need to be washed in holy water, the priest said. The first girl steps forward and says that she touched a penis with her finger, and she therefore puts her finger in the holy water. Then the next girl steps forward and says that she has touched a penis with her entire hand, and she shall therefore wash her entire hand. The third girl hurries to the front of the queue, and the priest asks her why she is in such a hurry?
"Because I'm going to wash my mouth in the holy water, and I'm gonna do that before Louise washes her ass!" |
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