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July 31st, 2018, 09:15 AM

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Wimbo77 is a stalker. He sends me daily mails with short flicks of himself sticking cucumbers and pumpkins up his very hairy butt. I tried to block him but no way.

chromax tried to block him but Wimbo77 preferred the cucumbers & pumpkins.

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July 31st, 2018, 11:45 AM	#3352
chromax Blocked! Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 10,450 Thanks: 34,188 Thanked 260,239 Times in 10,448 Posts	Brecht is the secret chief of nazisploitation cult movies fanatics.

July 31st, 2018, 11:58 AM	#3353
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,657 Times in 16,567 Posts	Chromax has a Roman ancestor whose name really was "Bigus Dickus"

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July 31st, 2018, 05:38 PM

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Chromax has a Roman ancestor whose name really was "Bigus Dickus"

He was the founder of Phallus Maximus, the very first enlarge-your-penis company of the time.

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July 31st, 2018, 06:43 PM	#3355
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,976 Times in 15,730 Posts	Mal Hombre can't handle the truth.

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ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,976 Times in 15,730 Posts	Silicone carne once told me "This is VEF" I replied: "No, it's Chinatown" He said "Chinatown got nothing on VEF"

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August 1st, 2018, 12:42 PM	#3358
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,736 Times in 60,308 Posts	palo5 came to Australia solely to stalk me __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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solely to stalk me

stalk and Kill

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August 1st, 2018, 08:19 PM	#3360
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,976 Times in 15,730 Posts	Sam Spade is just below The NRA on the Democratic hate list.

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