Quotations, Fav Movie Lines, and so on and so forth etc - Page 393

**Engine-X** · February 27th, 2016, 11:00 PM

Stripes (1981)

John Winger: Lee Harvey, YOU are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy.

sarac · February 28th, 2016, 05:14 PM

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080339/combined

Airplain (1980)

Quote:

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.

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I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.

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Joey, have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?

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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines

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Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

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I haven't felt this awful since we saw that Ronald Reagan film.

MaxJoker · February 28th, 2016, 05:59 PM

Life is a zoo , in a jungle

~ Peter De Vries

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what`s empty. Empty what`s full. Scratch where it itches

~ Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Who`s the fella owns this shit hole

~ William "Will" Munny

Estreeter · February 29th, 2016, 04:34 PM

The sexiest thing a woman can do for a man is learn to love his gas.

MaxJoker · February 29th, 2016, 06:33 PM

The future we`re leaving children is less an ecological legacy and more like a per-emptive strike

~ Rob Newman

If things go wrong , don't go with them

~ Roger Babson

Is that it

~ Blonsky

MaxJoker · March 1st, 2016, 03:16 PM

The difference between life and the movies is that a script occasionally has to make sense and life doesn't

~ Joseph L Mankiewicz

Time you enjoy wasting , was not wasted

~ John Lennon

I don't want this day to end

~ Slappy

**mizlaplan** · March 1st, 2016, 06:48 PM

Noel Coward:
“She should have been sculpted in chocolate truffles so the world could devour her.”

IronHerder · March 1st, 2016, 10:24 PM

These are a few of my favourite quotes

These are some quotes by authors unknown to me. If you know who should get credit, please send me a message so that a small fraction of my fathomless ignorance will be cured. On the other side of the coin, I have no reluctance to 'improve' anonymous quotes and make them mine. Sort of.

As light travels faster than sound, many people appear bright until they speak

Atheism is a non–prophet organization

A Bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once

A Bad plan may be better than no plan, but, then again, it might be worse

A Banker lends you an umbrella when it's sunny and takes it back when it starts to rain

Be darn proud that you are modest

related, sort of:

I'm proud that, of the seven deadly sins, I am only guilty of one (this was not written by anonymous; rather it's an attempt at wit by yours truly, IronHerder)

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more

The Best gift for someone with everything? A Spring cleaning

The Best way to keep your children out of hot water is to put some dishes in it

Blatant flattery will get you nowhere, subtle flattery can get you everywhere

**Tmee2020** · March 2nd, 2016, 04:36 AM

"Hello. I'm Mister Ed."

"I've got to go to the airport. You can let yourself out the back door. There's juice in the refrigerator."

"Aaaaaargh!!! Aaaaaargh!!! Aaaaaargh!!! Aaaaaargh!!!"

IronHerder · March 2nd, 2016, 02:12 PM

These are a few of my favourite quotes

These are some quotes by authors unknown to me. If you know who should get credit, please send me a message so that a small fraction of my fathomless ignorance will be cured. On the other side of the coin, I have no reluctance to 'improve' anonymous quotes and make them mine. Sort of.

Boxed In? Think outside the box, BUT CONTINUE to think inside the box as well

Boxed in? Instead of stepping outside of the box to think, simply get rid of the box

Boxed in? Step outside of the box to think, but keep the box available

A Brain is as strong as its weakest think

Buckle up, it makes it harder for the aliens to snatch you from your car

By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let any task overwhelm me

Calories are tiny closet-nesting tailorbirds, stitching clothes just a little bit tighter every night

Carpe Diem means 'pluck the day' or 'seize the day'; it does NOT mean ‘fish of the day’

Change is inevitable, except from vending machines

Character is like a fence, it cannot be strengthened by whitewash

February 28th, 2016, 05:59 PM	#3923
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February 29th, 2016, 04:34 PM	#3924
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,809 Times in 60,322 Posts	Thankx exf The sexiest thing a woman can do for a man is learn to love his gas. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

February 29th, 2016, 06:33 PM	#3925
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	The future we`re leaving children is less an ecological legacy and more like a per-emptive strike ~ Rob Newman If things go wrong , don't go with them ~ Roger Babson Is that it ~ Blonsky __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

March 1st, 2016, 03:16 PM	#3926
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	The difference between life and the movies is that a script occasionally has to make sense and life doesn't ~ Joseph L Mankiewicz Time you enjoy wasting , was not wasted ~ John Lennon I don't want this day to end ~ Slappy __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

March 1st, 2016, 06:48 PM	#3927
mizlaplan Good show! Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Marches Posts: 2,526 Thanks: 102,981 Thanked 31,897 Times in 2,528 Posts	Currently enjoying the massive Sophia Loren thread so... Noel Coward: “She should have been sculpted in chocolate truffles so the world could devour her.” __________________ motley crew though they were, they were all happily united in the roisterous, bawdy camaraderie of lust.

February 27th, 2016, 11:00 PM	#3921
Engine-X Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Southside-3-On the Ground Posts: 477 Thanks: 8,244 Thanked 8,837 Times in 477 Posts	Stripes (1981) John Winger: Lee Harvey, YOU are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy.

March 1st, 2016, 10:24 PM	#3928
IronHerder Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Fly Over State, USA Posts: 131 Thanks: 5,115 Thanked 2,923 Times in 131 Posts	These are a few of my favourite quotes These are a few of my favourite quotes These are some quotes by authors unknown to me. If you know who should get credit, please send me a message so that a small fraction of my fathomless ignorance will be cured. On the other side of the coin, I have no reluctance to 'improve' anonymous quotes and make them mine. Sort of. As light travels faster than sound, many people appear bright until they speak Atheism is a non–prophet organization A Bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once A Bad plan may be better than no plan, but, then again, it might be worse A Banker lends you an umbrella when it's sunny and takes it back when it starts to rain Be darn proud that you are modest related, sort of: I'm proud that, of the seven deadly sins, I am only guilty of one (this was not written by anonymous; rather it's an attempt at wit by yours truly, IronHerder) Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more The Best gift for someone with everything? A Spring cleaning The Best way to keep your children out of hot water is to put some dishes in it Blatant flattery will get you nowhere, subtle flattery can get you everywhere __________________ "Never willfully ignore beauty, because we have a moral and religious obligation to appreciate God's creation" (copyright 2011, IronHerder)

March 2nd, 2016, 04:36 AM	#3929
Tmee2020 Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Aust Posts: 4,195 Thanks: 209,836 Thanked 71,436 Times in 4,151 Posts	Horse Opera "Hello. I'm Mister Ed." "I've got to go to the airport. You can let yourself out the back door. There's juice in the refrigerator." "Aaaaaargh!!! Aaaaaargh!!! Aaaaaargh!!! Aaaaaargh!!!" Last edited by Tmee2020; May 12th, 2022 at 01:42 PM.. Reason: update links++

March 2nd, 2016, 02:12 PM	#3930
IronHerder Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Fly Over State, USA Posts: 131 Thanks: 5,115 Thanked 2,923 Times in 131 Posts	These are a few of my favourite quotes These are a few of my favourite quotes These are some quotes by authors unknown to me. If you know who should get credit, please send me a message so that a small fraction of my fathomless ignorance will be cured. On the other side of the coin, I have no reluctance to 'improve' anonymous quotes and make them mine. Sort of. Boxed In? Think outside the box, BUT CONTINUE to think inside the box as well Boxed in? Instead of stepping outside of the box to think, simply get rid of the box Boxed in? Step outside of the box to think, but keep the box available A Brain is as strong as its weakest think Buckle up, it makes it harder for the aliens to snatch you from your car By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let any task overwhelm me Calories are tiny closet-nesting tailorbirds, stitching clothes just a little bit tighter every night Carpe Diem means 'pluck the day' or 'seize the day'; it does NOT mean ‘fish of the day’ Change is inevitable, except from vending machines Character is like a fence, it cannot be strengthened by whitewash __________________ "Never willfully ignore beauty, because we have a moral and religious obligation to appreciate God's creation" (copyright 2011, IronHerder)

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