Quotations, Fav Movie Lines, and so on and so forth etc - Page 323

**Grey Wolf** · June 16th, 2014, 07:04 AM

“To criticise a person for their race is manifestly irrational and ridiculous, but to criticise their religion, that is a right. That is a freedom.”

“I enjoy racing historic motorcars from the '50s and '60s. The seed of my interest was planted when I was about 12 years old and took over my mother's Morris Minor. I drove it around my father's farm. But my favourite car is still a McLaren F1, which I have had for 10 years.”

“It's a bit disconcerting being treated like Madonna.”

“The clear problem of the outlawing of insult is that too many things can be interpreted as such. Criticism, ridicule, sarcasm, merely stating an alternative point of view to the orthodoxy, can be interpreted as insult.”

“I would return to the Blackadder character if the opportunity came up. I have no qualms about that at all.”

“Not so much in Canada, but certainly in the US, as I'm sure you know, money is all, and if they can get another 26 programs of the same thing even though it advances the culture or those actor's careers not at all it doesn't matter.”

“It's not easy to take a sit-com and turn it into a feature.”

“There is always that age-old thing about England and America being divided by a common language. You think that because we speak English and you speak English that you're bound to understand and like everything that we do. And of course you don't.”

**blondifan** · June 16th, 2014, 02:17 PM

Laughter is nothing else but sudden glory arising from some sudden conception of some eminency in ourselves, by comparison with the infirmity of others, or with our own formerly. - Thomas Hobbes.

MaxJoker · June 18th, 2014, 03:15 PM

We live in a moment of history where change is so speeded up that we begin to see the present only when it is already disappearing.

~ R. D. Laing.

If you do not change direction, you may end up where you are heading.

~ Lao Tzu.

Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it.

~ Zod.

**CalumH** · June 18th, 2014, 04:38 PM

“Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes. working jobs we hate, so we can buy shit we dont need.”

Spoken by Tyler Durden in Fight Club, Chuck Palahniuk

MaxJoker · June 18th, 2014, 04:59 PM

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

~ Elbert Hubbard.

Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans.

~ John Lennon.

You think darkness is your ally ?.

~ Bane .

**Baranovich** · June 19th, 2014, 03:38 AM

In the spirit of the current excellent conversation taking place in V.E.F. about Atheism and faith, I will add a moment of laughter which I think will do us all some good. From Rowan Atkinson's brilliant sketch about the devil with his clipboard sorting out new arrivals to hell:

"Ummm...Atheists - Atheists? Over here please. You must be feeling a right bunch of NITWITS!"

**Grey Wolf** · June 20th, 2014, 08:26 PM

“I re-invented my image so many times that I'm in denial that I was originally an overweight Korean woman.”

“I always had a repulsive need to be something more than human.”

“I'm an instant star. Just add water and stir.”

“As you get older, the questions come down to about two or three. How long? And what do I do with the time I've got left?”

“On the other hand, what I like my music to do to me is awaken the ghosts inside of me. Not the demons, you understand, but the ghosts.”

“Fame can take interesting men and thrust mediocrity upon them.”

“Radio in England is non-existent. It's very bad English use of a media system, typically English use.”

“There's a schizoid streak within the family anyway so I dare say that I'm affected by that. The majority of the people in my family have been in some kind of mental institution, as for my brother he doesn't want to leave. He likes it very much.”

“I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realised that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image.”

“When I heard Little Richard, I mean, it just set my world on fire.”

**Mal Hombre** · June 21st, 2014, 07:24 PM

“They foolishly expected great things of me.”

“Contrary to what you may assume, I am not a pessimist but an indifferentist- that is, I don’t make the mistake of thinking that the… cosmos… gives a damn one way or the the other about the especial wants and ultimate welfare of mosquitoes, rats, lice, dogs, men, horses, pterodactyls, trees, fungi, dodos, or other forms of biological energy.”

**Baranovich** · June 22nd, 2014, 04:33 AM

"So I thought to myself 'a little fermented curd will do the trick'. So I curtailed my Walpolling activities, sallied forth and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles."

**tygrkhat40** · June 22nd, 2014, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baranovich

"So I thought to myself 'a little fermented curd will do the trick'. So I curtailed my Walpolling activities, sallied forth and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles."

"I don't care how excrementaly runny it is, hand it over with all due speed."

Before that skit, did the word "excrementaly" even exist?

June 16th, 2014, 07:04 AM	#3221
Grey Wolf Rat Catcher Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 18,944 Thanks: 360,265 Thanked 481,948 Times in 19,976 Posts	Rowan Attkinson “To criticise a person for their race is manifestly irrational and ridiculous, but to criticise their religion, that is a right. That is a freedom.” “I enjoy racing historic motorcars from the '50s and '60s. The seed of my interest was planted when I was about 12 years old and took over my mother's Morris Minor. I drove it around my father's farm. But my favourite car is still a McLaren F1, which I have had for 10 years.” “It's a bit disconcerting being treated like Madonna.” “The clear problem of the outlawing of insult is that too many things can be interpreted as such. Criticism, ridicule, sarcasm, merely stating an alternative point of view to the orthodoxy, can be interpreted as insult.” “I would return to the Blackadder character if the opportunity came up. I have no qualms about that at all.” “Not so much in Canada, but certainly in the US, as I'm sure you know, money is all, and if they can get another 26 programs of the same thing even though it advances the culture or those actor's careers not at all it doesn't matter.” “It's not easy to take a sit-com and turn it into a feature.” “There is always that age-old thing about England and America being divided by a common language. You think that because we speak English and you speak English that you're bound to understand and like everything that we do. And of course you don't.”

June 18th, 2014, 03:15 PM	#3223
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	We live in a moment of history where change is so speeded up that we begin to see the present only when it is already disappearing. ~ R. D. Laing. If you do not change direction, you may end up where you are heading. ~ Lao Tzu. Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it. ~ Zod. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 18th, 2014, 04:38 PM	#3224
CalumH Vintage Member Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 890 Thanks: 3,766 Thanked 16,525 Times in 894 Posts	“Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes. working jobs we hate, so we can buy shit we dont need.” Spoken by Tyler Durden in Fight Club, Chuck Palahniuk __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 18th, 2014, 04:59 PM	#3225
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. ~ Elbert Hubbard. Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans. ~ John Lennon. You think darkness is your ally ?. ~ Bane . __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 19th, 2014, 03:38 AM	#3226
Baranovich Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Southwestern CT, U.S.A The Epicenter of Narcissism Posts: 2,165 Thanks: 34,101 Thanked 47,225 Times in 2,169 Posts	Good evening, I'm the devil, and this is hell In the spirit of the current excellent conversation taking place in V.E.F. about Atheism and faith, I will add a moment of laughter which I think will do us all some good. From Rowan Atkinson's brilliant sketch about the devil with his clipboard sorting out new arrivals to hell: "Ummm...Atheists - Atheists? Over here please. You must be feeling a right bunch of NITWITS!" __________________ "Good luck, everyone..." Last edited by Baranovich; June 21st, 2015 at 01:45 AM.. Reason: Edited text for content.

June 16th, 2014, 02:17 PM	#3222
blondifan Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,406 Thanks: 55,000 Thanked 60,211 Times in 4,401 Posts	Laughter is nothing else but sudden glory arising from some sudden conception of some eminency in ourselves, by comparison with the infirmity of others, or with our own formerly. - Thomas Hobbes.

June 20th, 2014, 08:26 PM	#3227
Grey Wolf Rat Catcher Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 18,944 Thanks: 360,265 Thanked 481,948 Times in 19,976 Posts	David Bowie “I re-invented my image so many times that I'm in denial that I was originally an overweight Korean woman.” “I always had a repulsive need to be something more than human.” “I'm an instant star. Just add water and stir.” “As you get older, the questions come down to about two or three. How long? And what do I do with the time I've got left?” “On the other hand, what I like my music to do to me is awaken the ghosts inside of me. Not the demons, you understand, but the ghosts.” “Fame can take interesting men and thrust mediocrity upon them.” “Radio in England is non-existent. It's very bad English use of a media system, typically English use.” “There's a schizoid streak within the family anyway so I dare say that I'm affected by that. The majority of the people in my family have been in some kind of mental institution, as for my brother he doesn't want to leave. He likes it very much.” “I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realised that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image.” “When I heard Little Richard, I mean, it just set my world on fire.”

June 21st, 2014, 07:24 PM	#3228
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,144 Thanks: 772,733 Thanked 855,815 Times in 57,574 Posts	More From the Mind Of H.P. Lovecraft “They foolishly expected great things of me.” “Contrary to what you may assume, I am not a pessimist but an indifferentist- that is, I don’t make the mistake of thinking that the… cosmos… gives a damn one way or the the other about the especial wants and ultimate welfare of mosquitoes, rats, lice, dogs, men, horses, pterodactyls, trees, fungi, dodos, or other forms of biological energy.” __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 22nd, 2014, 04:33 AM	#3229
Baranovich Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Southwestern CT, U.S.A The Epicenter of Narcissism Posts: 2,165 Thanks: 34,101 Thanked 47,225 Times in 2,169 Posts	The most verbose request for cheese you'll ever hear in your life "So I thought to myself 'a little fermented curd will do the trick'. So I curtailed my Walpolling activities, sallied forth and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles." __________________ "Good luck, everyone..." Last edited by Baranovich; April 15th, 2016 at 03:07 AM..