Quotations, Fav Movie Lines, and so on and so forth etc - Page 296

**Almero** · December 5th, 2013, 05:26 AM

When you're black every friday is a Black Friday.

M. Tyson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdG4v9_1lAg

**Almero** · December 5th, 2013, 03:59 PM

(Security man forbade Dave Chappelle to smoke)

Dave: "I'll pretend I'm smoking this...and you pretend you are nice person"

"You know what? I say a lot of racist jokes. And my mouth says racist things. But my penis is humanitarian."

"One day my six-year-old son asked "Mom, what is pussy?" And she had to explain it. She said: "Son, pussy is what keeps family together."

MaxJoker · December 5th, 2013, 05:28 PM

Insanity doesn`t just run in my family, it practically gallops.

~ Cary Grant.

If you do not change direction, you may end up where you are heading.

~ Lao Tzu

Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them.

~ Bruce Lee.

Estreeter · December 6th, 2013, 12:52 PM

Christ, you two. All I can say is if I ever get polyps, I know what to name them

MaxJoker · December 6th, 2013, 06:57 PM

Try your very best to be happy for this moment, as this moment is your life.

~ Omar Khayyam.

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him.

~ David Brinkley.

Can you imagine what i would do if i could do all i could imagine ?.

~ Sun Tzu.

If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change.

~ Wayne Dyer.

**jackpinesavage** · December 8th, 2013, 12:27 AM

"A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done."

Fred Allen

**Baranovich** · December 8th, 2013, 03:34 AM

Had to post one of the best lines from the dastardly, fiendishly capitalist mind of the world's most driven oil man.

"I drink your water. I drink it up. EVERY DAY, I drink the blood of lamb from Bandy's tract! You can sit down again."

MaxJoker · December 8th, 2013, 05:01 PM

He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.

~ Simon Munnery.

**tsunamiSD** · December 8th, 2013, 05:26 PM

"Depend upon it, sir, when a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully."

**scoundrel** · December 8th, 2013, 10:02 PM

Jimmy Savile (impersonated by Robin Colvill): Tell me Wilfred...what are your life's greatest pleasures?
Wilf "Gasmask" Grimshaw: Eatin'...sleepin'...and goin' t' toilet...

The Grumbleweeds.

December 5th, 2013, 05:28 PM	#2953
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	Insanity doesn`t just run in my family, it practically gallops. ~ Cary Grant. If you do not change direction, you may end up where you are heading. ~ Lao Tzu Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them. ~ Bruce Lee. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

December 6th, 2013, 12:52 PM	#2954
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,722 Times in 60,308 Posts	Christ, you two. All I can say is if I ever get polyps, I know what to name them __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

December 6th, 2013, 06:57 PM	#2955
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	Try your very best to be happy for this moment, as this moment is your life. ~ Omar Khayyam. A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him. ~ David Brinkley. Can you imagine what i would do if i could do all i could imagine ?. ~ Sun Tzu. If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change. ~ Wayne Dyer. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

December 8th, 2013, 03:34 AM	#2957
Baranovich Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Southwestern CT, U.S.A The Epicenter of Narcissism Posts: 2,163 Thanks: 34,083 Thanked 47,203 Times in 2,167 Posts	Daniel Plainview... Had to post one of the best lines from the dastardly, fiendishly capitalist mind of the world's most driven oil man. "I drink your water. I drink it up. EVERY DAY, I drink the blood of lamb from Bandy's tract! You can sit down again." Last edited by Baranovich; December 8th, 2013 at 02:52 PM.. Reason: Additional text.

December 8th, 2013, 05:01 PM	#2958
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance. ~ Simon Munnery. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

December 5th, 2013, 05:26 AM	#2951
Almero Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: From Russia with love Posts: 1,432 Thanks: 13,926 Thanked 25,344 Times in 1,425 Posts	When you're black every friday is a Black Friday. M. Tyson https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdG4v9_1lAg

December 5th, 2013, 03:59 PM	#2952
Almero Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: From Russia with love Posts: 1,432 Thanks: 13,926 Thanked 25,344 Times in 1,425 Posts	(Security man forbade Dave Chappelle to smoke) Dave: "I'll pretend I'm smoking this...and you pretend you are nice person" "You know what? I say a lot of racist jokes. And my mouth says racist things. But my penis is humanitarian." "One day my six-year-old son asked "Mom, what is pussy?" And she had to explain it. She said: "Son, pussy is what keeps family together."

December 8th, 2013, 12:27 AM	#2956
jackpinesavage Vintage Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: My House Posts: 1,778 Thanks: 4,039 Thanked 36,058 Times in 1,765 Posts	"A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done." Fred Allen

December 8th, 2013, 05:26 PM	#2959
tsunamiSD Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 53,015 Thanks: 633,094 Thanked 640,195 Times in 53,098 Posts	My favorite Samuel Johnson quote "Depend upon it, sir, when a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully."

December 8th, 2013, 10:02 PM	#2960
scoundrel Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: England Posts: 26,237 Thanks: 162,388 Thanked 278,403 Times in 26,182 Posts	Jimmy Savile (impersonated by Robin Colvill): Tell me Wilfred...what are your life's greatest pleasures? Wilf "Gasmask" Grimshaw: Eatin'...sleepin'...and goin' t' toilet... The Grumbleweeds. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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