What I've Learned From Watching Porn. - Page 62

**Mal Hombre** · April 17th, 2016, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by ManofKent

Or if they're a 1930's American police officer called Eliot Ness investigating Al Capone you still speak with a Scottish accent. (The Untouchables).

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Originally Posted by Lurk_D

Connery didn't play Eliot Ness.

No,He played an Irish cop...with a Scottish accent

**ManofKent** · April 18th, 2016, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

No,He played an Irish cop...with a Scottish accent

Really? Mind you it's been YEARS since I last saw it!

MaxJoker · April 18th, 2016, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

No,He played an Irish cop...with a Scottish accent

I liked that film where he played a born and raised South African , with a Scottish accent.
Believe it was called Driving Misssshhhhhhhhh Dassssseeeeeehhhhhy.
Or would be if Sean pronounced it.

580 ~ Nicolas Cage and John Cusack`s hair both get impossibly more obviously black darker dyed with each new movie they make.

Estreeter · April 18th, 2016, 12:16 PM

581 Will Smith would make love to himself if he could.

**ManofKent** · April 19th, 2016, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

581 Will Smith would make love to himself if he could.

How do you know he hasn't?

cartman · April 22nd, 2016, 10:43 AM

582, when someone's hanging from a cliff, ledge etc, the person trying to save them is at full stretch, fingertips about a couple of inches away with no way of reaching them, but as soon as the person loses their grip and falls the person saving them magically grows their arm 10 feet to catch them. And how is their arm not pulled from its socket?.

**bawjaws** · April 22nd, 2016, 10:30 PM

583 all the actors who have played James Bond are still alive, yet all the actors who played their baddies up to the Pierce Bronsan years (barring Christopher Walken)have died... must be a lesson to be learned there

**Sir Honkers** · April 24th, 2016, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

581 Will Smith would make love to himself if he could.

Most of us have at one time or another. It's not that difficult.

**tygrkhat40** · April 25th, 2016, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

581 Will Smith would make love to himself if he could.

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Originally Posted by loosegoose

Most of us have at one time or another. It's not that difficult.

One should always have sex with the one you love.

**Mal Hombre** · April 25th, 2016, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by loosegoose

Most of us have at one time or another. It's not that difficult.

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Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

One should always have sex with the one you love.

As a great man once said..

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cartman Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 303 Thanks: 64 Thanked 5,967 Times in 284 Posts	582, when someone's hanging from a cliff, ledge etc, the person trying to save them is at full stretch, fingertips about a couple of inches away with no way of reaching them, but as soon as the person loses their grip and falls the person saving them magically grows their arm 10 feet to catch them. And how is their arm not pulled from its socket?.