What I've Learned From Watching Porn. - Page 34

~~rodak~~ · December 22nd, 2015, 07:48 PM

313. Never put your face over an alien egg after it has opened.

**Jake Gittes** · December 22nd, 2015, 07:53 PM

314 - And it's not a really good idea to play "Goochy, Goochy, Goo" with an alien species that you have absolutely no idea what it is or what it's capable of.

**whop** · December 22nd, 2015, 08:06 PM

315. Never stand under a chandelier.

**lothian** · December 22nd, 2015, 08:44 PM

316 . If you wear a stetson hat in New York , everybody calls you Tex , and will ask if your'e with the rodeo , Coogans bluff

**Mal Hombre** · December 22nd, 2015, 08:49 PM

317.If You wear a steson hat in New York,You'll get plenty of attention -From gay men Midnight Cowboy

**Jack Rabbit** · December 22nd, 2015, 08:54 PM

318: If you wear a Stetson hat in New York, maybe you're Sam McLoud.
They still gonna ask you where you left your horse though...

Angus McSmutty · December 22nd, 2015, 09:16 PM

319: Any role for a black guy must be played by Samuel L. Jackson. (An actual bit from my standup show that I was pissed/honored to see Seth MacFarlane write into "Ted 2")

**whop** · December 22nd, 2015, 09:40 PM

320. It's always carnival time in Rio.

**thunderfly** · December 22nd, 2015, 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by whop

320. It's always carnival time in Rio.

321. . . . and Mardis Gras in New Orleans.

**lothian** · December 22nd, 2015, 11:37 PM

322 . Real men speak in voices so quiet and low that you need to be an Elephant to make out a word they are saying , No country for old men

December 22nd, 2015, 07:53 PM	#332
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December 22nd, 2015, 09:16 PM	#337
Angus McSmutty Member Join Date: May 2015 Location: Stuck in a peep booth since 1975. Please don't rescue me... Posts: 23 Thanks: 522 Thanked 356 Times in 23 Posts	319: Any role for a black guy must be played by Samuel L. Jackson. (An actual bit from my standup show that I was pissed/honored to see Seth MacFarlane write into "Ted 2") __________________ "Werewolf! There wolf. There castle." ~ Young Frankenstein

December 22nd, 2015, 07:48 PM	#331
~~rodak~~ Banned! Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 14,568 Thanks: 16,750 Thanked 271,165 Times in 15,267 Posts	313. Never put your face over an alien egg after it has opened.

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Jack Rabbit Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 563 Thanks: 8,783 Thanked 7,648 Times in 565 Posts	318: If you wear a Stetson hat in New York, maybe you're Sam McLoud. They still gonna ask you where you left your horse though...

December 22nd, 2015, 09:40 PM	#338
whop Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 326 Thanks: 6,898 Thanked 3,278 Times in 317 Posts	320. It's always carnival time in Rio.

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lothian Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Edinburgh Scotland Posts: 706 Thanks: 7,330 Thanked 9,841 Times in 704 Posts	322 . Real men speak in voices so quiet and low that you need to be an Elephant to make out a word they are saying , No country for old men