The "Impulse Wank"

[Historian]

Originally Posted by Kiwijacker

As I was removing my work clothes I looked out my window to see my hot flatmate sunbathing in nothing more than a skimpy bikini.

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Hot female housemates do tend to have that effect, don't they- Many moons ago, when I got my first job after uni, I ended up in a house-share with a work colleague and a few of her friends, in a big house on the edge of town. -

One incident I remember was in the middle of summer, and one Saturday morning I've had to go out, get back about lunchtime, with thoughts of relaxing in the garden with a good book and a couple of beers only to discover that my female housemate has got a couple of her mates round, and the three of them are out in the garden in their bikinis with a couple of bottles of wine.

I sat out for a while and had a drink with them before deciding I really wasn't in a mood to cope with that much exposed female flesh, made my excuses and retreated into the house.

So, I'm sitting in my room reading, and I suddenly hear screaming from the garden. I look out of the bedroom window, to see that by now, the alcohol has well and truly kicked in, one of them has got the garden hose and a water fight has broken out. The sight of three soaking wet, bikini-clad, highly-attractive young women running round the back garden was more than I could bear and it couldn't have been more than 30 seconds before I had my trousers down and my cock in my hand for a quick wank

[Schwenck]

It's not always something you see: sometimes a random sexy thought comes into your mind, and it's fantastic sexy thought that you haven't thought before, and it has so many possibilities...
Then, suddenly, you need a toilet for a few minutes.

[Jonj8282]

I’ve had a few I’m sure but the one that springs to mind occurred when I was sleeping in a backpackers dorm in Oz and the skinny Irish guy next to me was fucking this chubby lass that must have pulled. The bed was at right angles to mine so I could see his hairy balls and his cock ramming her pussy (he had her legs hiked up using his arms). Everyone else was asleep but I got an immediate erection and took matters into my own hands. It didn’t take long and I ended up messing up my bed just as the guy shot his load inside her (no condom, risky behaviour!). I then had to pretend I was asleep so they didn’t notice me and lay there in my own cum until morning.

[muggly]

In a scene similar to the one in ' Babyface' the porn film, I was in a family restaurant with my wife and kids when I spotted a teenager sitting at a table this was on a raised platform, giving me unobscured access to an upskirt view of her white panties and well toned legs. After a few minutes taking fleeting glimpses of her underwear I became aware that the teen had noticed me looking, but instead of shutting shop and protesting in disgust she actually started acting quite blasé and was opening her legs wider then closing them as my blood pressure and my cock started to escalate. I could hardly concentrate on my lunch especially as I watched her hand go under her table and fingers rub the inside of her legs. As soon as my mains were finished( or left untouched) I apologised and had to run to the gents, keeping my zip covered with a straw hat. I lasted less than a minute before I blasted spunk into the toilet. On returning to the meal I caught a glimpse of a pretty and smug teenager. She made sure she exposed her panties and inner thighs as she slipped off her seat before leaving, just to give me one more twitch in my cock area, and leakage in my pants.

[muggly]

In a more startling situation in 2000 I took my family plus my daughter's bf and my wife's 19 year old niece to Majorca for a week. The niece was a vision of beauty, 5ft 9 slim , long legs, natural blonde, and with tits that were enviable to any middle aged woman. The second day we decided to stay by the busy pool and as wifey read her book and got a sun tan the rest of our party took to the pool, but I realised I needed to change my shorts to the swimming type and decided to head back up the apartment block, but was pleasantly surprised when the blonde niece said she would walk back with me. We chatted all the way back about mostly banal subjects and I disappeared into the bedroom to change as niece sat on one of the bed settees. As I came out I could see niece trembling a little then realised on the edge of the settee were the two parts of a string bikini. I nearly collapsed when I realised she was sitting naked waiting for me. Her tits were a carbon copy of Traci Lords' from her early movies. They'd seemed to be gravity defying with brown puffy areola and my eyes gazed at a trail of ginger hair that started as a thin line running from an inch below her naval to form a beautiful triangle of strawberry blonde pubes. I was so stunned I couldn't speak, then for some reason I said I needed to use the toilet and she could go back to the others. Once in the toilet it took no fantasy story to help me wank as that vision of nakedness was imprinted on my sight. I eventually checked the room and was almost relieved to see she had gone back to the others, but was absolutely full of regret that I didn't take what was offered. Even though she was a stunning 19 year old it was me who she wanted to lose her virginity to, as I discovered later. Wifey asked what took me so long in the apartment and I told her I needed to use the toilet as my tummy was overacting.
I did get my head sorted out later that week when she asked if she could accompany me on a walk, that I went on to get away from the hubbub. I didn't shag her but we had a little fun and she got a little more sex education, which she used on a 45 yr old partner in her first proper relationship. Obviously a substitute for me.

[PJayBr]

Back n my hotel days I was doing a check round the building one evening when I heard the most amazing noises from one of the rooms. Standing outside I got a taste of what they were up too, and when he shouted,

"Yes, yes, swallow it, oh that's good," I just had to visit the gents for a few minutes....

[Pinkpapercut]

I can't think of many 'impulse wanks' and what I can remember were in my teens.

One that fits the criteria was when I was walking from Manchester's former Victoria bus station up Victoria Bridge one warm (probably) Saturday afternoon when I was around fourteen.

A long-haired blonde of around twenty-five walked out of the ladies' toilets in front of me with the back of the skirt of her purple midi-dress accidentally tucked into the waistband of a pair of skimpy white knickers putting her luscious rounded bum on show. I walked behind mesmerised with a growing hard-on as her knickers slowly ruched up between the cheeks of her undulating bottom.

I must have walked behind her for two or three hundred yards lusting after her lovely arse before she entered the large Marks and Spencer's near the bottom of Manchester's Market Street.

I followed her into the store and into the basement Food Hall where another female customer drew the blonde's attention to her state of rear undress.

I followed the young woman a little longer, hoping to see her face properly - I did, she was pretty but with a rather flared-nostrilled nose - and hoping to get a surreptitious stroke of her yummy arse - I more than succeeded, I managed to goose her while passing her at the crowded corner of a display and got a good feel of her soft meaty cheeks.

That was all the excitement I could take, my cock was straining at my fly and tingling and pulsing like crazy so I headed straight to the gents' toilets, went into the first vacant cubicle I found and standing there whipped out my rock-hard cock and after just a few strokes squirted again and again into the toilet bowl. I remember thinking that the spurting cascades of my spunk looked like streams of detergent being squeezed out of a bottle of washing-up liquid, except white.

I think I have rarely if ever blown out so much spunk.

I can still see her pretty face and her lovely pale accidentally bared arse and feel the smooth weight of it against my fingers.

Yes I was a wicked immature adolescent but it was nearly half a century ago and at this distance I don't regret what I did nor the excellent impulse wank that finished the whole experience.

[fk93nb]

Not so much an impulse wank as a loss of control.


I was going out with a very naive but sexed up teen (I was about 18 at the time).


One time we were in the common room at my college and she was sitting on my lap and we were kissing and cuddling. I don't know whether it was premeditated or not but she kept on pressing down with her butt on my crotch. My cock wasn't actually aroused that much (so I thought) but then all of a sudden without any warning my body went into auto mode and I started pumping jizz with a real passion into my pants. I was sort-of overwhelmed with the intensity and at the same time quite embarrassed at what seemed like an episode of incontinence.


Oddly enough my girlfriend did not even seem to notice, so a few minutes later I excused myself for a few moments (there was a toilet almost adjacent to where we were) and I cleaned myself up. Fortunately, nothing had come through to my jeans.


We fooled around a lot and she often wanked me off but we never actually had intercourse and this remains the only really memorable moment I had with her.

[scrumbo69]

Many years back I shared an office with a number of other people and one girl in particular was very attractive. I just happened to look up at the same time she was uncrossing her legs, Sharon Stone style. Sadly I could see she had her knickers on but I was also treated to a quick glimpse of her stocking tops and suspenders. I felt the urge for a quick-one so ran straight to the gents for some relief.

[stiv837]

I was alone at my sister in laws house. Her my wife and mother in law went shopping and I decided to do a little snooping. I found some sexy lingerie and then found my sister in laws dildo hidden in a sock in her dresser drawer. I smelled it tasted it and became so aroused I used a pair of her dirty panties to jerk off with.