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August 6th, 2017, 09:07 PM | #12591 |
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August 6th, 2017, 09:45 PM | #12592 |
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To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Where's my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator? |
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August 6th, 2017, 10:20 PM | #12593 |
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In the first edition of the New Testament:
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August 8th, 2017, 08:18 PM | #12594 |
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My friend just perfected cloning.
He was beside himself! |
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August 8th, 2017, 08:19 PM | #12595 |
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Why don't they put advertisements on the Hulk?
He's basically a giant banner. |
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August 9th, 2017, 11:39 AM | #12596 |
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I've got 12 inches, but I don't use it as a rule.
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August 9th, 2017, 08:41 PM | #12597 |
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Police jokes are not funny.
So, please, give it arrest. |
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August 9th, 2017, 08:43 PM | #12598 |
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I'm a fan of most nursery times, but I've got to admit Old MacDonald really gets me angry in the eieio bit.
I think it's because I have irritable vowel syndrome. |
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August 9th, 2017, 08:45 PM | #12599 |
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I've invented a new game called quiet tennis.
It's pretty much the same as normal tennis, but without the racquet. |
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August 10th, 2017, 06:59 PM | #12600 |
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Jesus loves you.
The last thing you want to hear in a Mexican prison. |
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